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Fuck You Immortality

A couple of hippies are searching for Joe, an old friend who apparently never aged a day since they were young. Through technicolor ninjas, bizarre metalheads, shamans and ancient rituals, the two embark on a journey with no turni...

Director

Federico Scargiali

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Genre

comedy, fantasy

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Production

Creepmaker Studios,Mafarka Film,Palerock Entertainment

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Homepage

https://www.creepmaker.com/cantkillthis/

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We are almost here
at Miss Blackheart's
farm, Anwa 's daughter. - Fuck You Immortality

We are almost here at Miss Blackheart's farm, Anwa ...

Apparently, she became
a shaman just as
good as her mother. - Fuck You Immortality

Apparently, she became a shaman just as good as her mother.

Anwa became pregnant with
Jasmine just before I met Kacy. - Fuck You Immortality

Anwa became pregnant with Jasmine just before I met Kacy.

I was in love with a lot
of women at that time. - Fuck You Immortality

I was in love with a lot of women at that time.

But Kacy, she stole
my heart right away. - Fuck You Immortality

But Kacy, she stole my heart right away.

That girl had a lot to tell us. - Fuck You Immortality

That girl had a lot to tell us.

Anwa didn't tell me she was
pregnant because she could see
how strong my love for Kacy was. - Fuck You Immortality

Anwa didn't tell me she was pregnant because she could ...

So this, in broad
terms, is Joe's story. - Fuck You Immortality

So this, in broad terms, is Joe's story.

-I'm not sure if I can--
-Don't worry, sweetheart. - Fuck You Immortality

-I'm not sure if I can-- -Don't worry, sweetheart.

Well, we have already
tried everything. - Fuck You Immortality

Well, we have already tried everything.

-What does this
ritual consist of?
-It's a transfer ritual. - Fuck You Immortality

-What does this ritual consist of? -It's a transfer rit...

And what about the
spirit to whom you
transfer his immortality? - Fuck You Immortality

And what about the spirit to whom you transfer his immortali...

We both wanted to be immortal
without giving consideration
to the feelings of the other. - Fuck You Immortality

We both wanted to be immortal without giving consideration t...

I feel so guilty about telling
those horrendous things to Tony. - Fuck You Immortality

I feel so guilty about telling those horrendous things to To...

Thirst for power
drives you blind. - Fuck You Immortality

Thirst for power drives you blind.

The one who gets
the longest will have
this fucking damnation. - Fuck You Immortality

The one who gets the longest will have this fucking damnatio...

It's a very ancient
and complex ritual. - Fuck You Immortality

It's a very ancient and complex ritual.

The first three are
preliminary, the fourth
one closes the circle. - Fuck You Immortality

The first three are preliminary, the fourth one closes the c...

Whatever happens,
you mustn't interfere with
the ritual or it won't work. - Fuck You Immortality

Whatever happens, you mustn't interfere with the ritual...

It helps to get rid of all
the impurities you've
come across on your path. - Fuck You Immortality

It helps to get rid of all the impurities you've come a...

[Jasmine] Step two,
now on your knees, - Fuck You Immortality

[Jasmine] Step two, now on your knees,

You've got to let their spirits
mix with the magical energy as
it emanates from the stone - Fuck You Immortality

You've got to let their spirits mix with the magical en...

For this phase you need
to have complete
sexual intercourse. - Fuck You Immortality

For this phase you need to have complete sexual intercourse.

I hate that manipulative bitch. - Fuck You Immortality

I hate that manipulative bitch.

[Jasmine] Step four. With
this stone you have to work
your way to Joe's heart, - Fuck You Immortality

[Jasmine] Step four. With this stone you have to work your w...

This is my last message
to the world, and all I want
to say to you before I go is - Fuck You Immortality

This is my last message to the world, and all I want to say ...

For the first time
in ages, literally, in
ages, I'm scared to die. - Fuck You Immortality

For the first time in ages, literally, in ages, I'm sca...

I've been through all the
struggle and now I don't
want to die anymore. - Fuck You Immortality

I've been through all the struggle and now I don't...

If Joe no longer wants to die, - Fuck You Immortality

If Joe no longer wants to die,

Maybe I'll call back to
Kelly on my hands and
knees, take her out to dinner - Fuck You Immortality

Maybe I'll call back to Kelly on my hands and knees, ta...

[giggles] - Fuck You Immortality

One way or other, we had to
check if the ritual had worked. - Fuck You Immortality

One way or other, we had to check if the ritual had worked.

I asked Joe to stay a few more
days until we had verified the
effectiveness of the ritual. - Fuck You Immortality

I asked Joe to stay a few more days until we had verified th...

I also needed some
moral support to cut
my wife into pieces. - Fuck You Immortality

I also needed some moral support to cut my wife into pieces.

No, no, no, please,
stop, stop, stop. - Fuck You Immortality

No, no, no, please, stop, stop, stop.

Maybe we could start from,
I don't know, a finger? - Fuck You Immortality

Maybe we could start from, I don't know, a finger?

Now don't move
because I must
be surgically precise. - Fuck You Immortality

Now don't move because I must be surgically precise.

I guess she has to die
before she can regenerate. - Fuck You Immortality

I guess she has to die before she can regenerate.

But choose carefully how
you want to die because
this is your first time - Fuck You Immortality

But choose carefully how you want to die because this is you...

[mumbling] - Fuck You Immortality

You are going to have to
speak louder because I'm
having trouble hearing you. - Fuck You Immortality

You are going to have to speak louder because I'm havin...

Ah, it's 9:45 in the morning. - Fuck You Immortality

Ah, it's 9:45 in the morning.

-How long should it take?
-Well, how long has it been? - Fuck You Immortality

-How long should it take? -Well, how long has it been?

Oh God, please don't--
Wake the fuck up, Kacy. - Fuck You Immortality

Oh God, please don't-- Wake the fuck up, Kacy.

Please, please, no. - Fuck You Immortality

Please, please, no.

[siren wailing] - Fuck You Immortality

[siren wailing]

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A couple of hippies are searching for Joe, an old friend who apparently never aged a day since they were young. Through technicolor ninjas, bizarre metalheads, shamans and ancient rituals, the two embark on a journey with no turni...

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Director: Federico Scargiali

Writer: Federico Scargiali

Production: Creepmaker Studios,Mafarka Film,Palerock Entertainment

Genre: comedy, fantasy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 25 Feb 2020

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.creepmaker.com/cantkillthis/