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A bear done that to me before I kicked his ass
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A bear done that to mebefore I kicked his ass

A bear done that to me
before I kicked his ass

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A bear done that to me before I kicked his ass.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:35
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Creepmaker Studios,Mafarka Film,Palerock Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A couple of hippies are searching for Joe, an old friend who apparently never aged a day since they were young. Through technicolor ninjas, bizarre metalheads, shamans and ancient rituals, the two embark on a journey with no turni...
I was there, blood pouring down me face, the bear on top of me and I thought no, - Fuck You Immortality 00:09
I was there, blood pouring down me face, the bear on top of ...
So I remembered an ancient hunter's legend wherein it's written - Fuck You Immortality 00:16
So I remembered an ancient hunter's legend wherein it&#...
So I kicked it right up the rusty bullet hole, I kicked and I kicked and I kicked. - Fuck You Immortality 00:07
So I kicked it right up the rusty bullet hole, I kicked and ...
And its little brown starfish went from that to that. - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
And its little brown starfish went from that to that.
It could have shattered bowling ball and it wouldn't have touched the sides. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
It could have shattered bowling ball and it wouldn't ha...
Instead, its guts fell out and it dropped down dead. - Fuck You Immortality 00:04
Instead, its guts fell out and it dropped down dead.
And in answer to your next question, yes, I did keep the boot. - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
And in answer to your next question, yes, I did keep the boo...
Since that day all my close friends have called me Bear Raper. - Fuck You Immortality 00:09
Since that day all my close friends have called me Bear Rape...
-[Tony] So that was when you lost your arm? -No. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
-[Tony] So that was when you lost your arm? -No.
She chopped it off when she found me sticking my-- - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
She chopped it off when she found me sticking my--
It was completely-- I can tell you that story, too, if you like, yeah. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
It was completely-- I can tell you that story, too, if you l...
To tell you the truth, we need to ask you about someone. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
To tell you the truth, we need to ask you about someone.
Oh, yeah, Joe. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
Oh, yeah, Joe.
-Yeah. -Did he? - Fuck You Immortality 00:04
-Yeah. -Did he?
Yeah, 'cause my close friends do like-- I think we're gonna be real close friends, you know. - Fuck You Immortality 00:04
Yeah, 'cause my close friends do like-- I think we'...
-You're a big man, aren't ya? Are you- - Well, some say. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
-You're a big man, aren't ya? Are you- - Well, som...
[chuckles] - Fuck You Immortality 00:09
[chuckles]
But him, gored him to pieces, ripped him to shreds, - Fuck You Immortality 00:14
But him, gored him to pieces, ripped him to shreds,
The boot - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
The boot
The hunters come here before they go out to get luck for the day. - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
The hunters come here before they go out to get luck for the...