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Fuck You Immortality

Can't you tell it'sdead as a dodo?

Can't you tell it's
dead as a dodo?

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Can't you tell it's dead as a dodo?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:01
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Creepmaker Studios,Mafarka Film,Palerock Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A couple of hippies are searching for Joe, an old friend who apparently never aged a day since they were young. Through technicolor ninjas, bizarre metalheads, shamans and ancient rituals, the two embark on a journey with no turni...
Could we possibly ask you something privately? - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
Could we possibly ask you something privately?
I was wondering when you'd get around to it. - Fuck You Immortality 00:04
I was wondering when you'd get around to it.
And you can ask me and I'll answer you now. - Fuck You Immortality 00:04
And you can ask me and I'll answer you now.
You are in the presence - Fuck You Immortality 00:09
You are in the presence
How do you think I got this? Skill, wilds, knowledge of the animal. - Fuck You Immortality 00:07
How do you think I got this? Skill, wilds, knowledge of the ...
I have to think like the fish. - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
I have to think like the fish.
Before I go fishing, I smear my face in fish scales, I rub my groin with the insides of fish, - Fuck You Immortality 00:12
Before I go fishing, I smear my face in fish scales, I rub m...
You may find it very interesting. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
You may find it very interesting.
We got to eat it tonight, a barbecue with a little Chianti maybe, and you two are invited. - Fuck You Immortality 00:09
We got to eat it tonight, a barbecue with a little Chianti m...
It's only got one bedroom but I'm sure we can come to some arrangements. - Fuck You Immortality 00:07
It's only got one bedroom but I'm sure we can come...
[exhales] - Fuck You Immortality 00:07
[exhales]
A bear done that to me before I kicked his ass. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
A bear done that to me before I kicked his ass.
I was there, blood pouring down me face, the bear on top of me and I thought no, - Fuck You Immortality 00:09
I was there, blood pouring down me face, the bear on top of ...
So I remembered an ancient hunter's legend wherein it's written - Fuck You Immortality 00:16
So I remembered an ancient hunter's legend wherein it&#...
So I kicked it right up the rusty bullet hole, I kicked and I kicked and I kicked. - Fuck You Immortality 00:07
So I kicked it right up the rusty bullet hole, I kicked and ...
And its little brown starfish went from that to that. - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
And its little brown starfish went from that to that.
It could have shattered bowling ball and it wouldn't have touched the sides. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
It could have shattered bowling ball and it wouldn't ha...
Instead, its guts fell out and it dropped down dead. - Fuck You Immortality 00:04
Instead, its guts fell out and it dropped down dead.
And in answer to your next question, yes, I did keep the boot. - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
And in answer to your next question, yes, I did keep the boo...
Since that day all my close friends have called me Bear Raper. - Fuck You Immortality 00:09
Since that day all my close friends have called me Bear Rape...