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It's a very ancient and complex ritual
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Fuck You Immortality

It's a very ancientand complex ritual

It's a very ancient
and complex ritual

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It's a very ancient and complex ritual.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:04
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Creepmaker Studios,Mafarka Film,Palerock Entertainment

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A couple of hippies are searching for Joe, an old friend who apparently never aged a day since they were young. Through technicolor ninjas, bizarre metalheads, shamans and ancient rituals, the two embark on a journey with no turni...
The first three are preliminary, the fourth one closes the circle. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
The first three are preliminary, the fourth one closes the c...
Whatever happens, you mustn't interfere with the ritual or it won't work. - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
Whatever happens, you mustn't interfere with the ritual...
It helps to get rid of all the impurities you've come across on your path. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
It helps to get rid of all the impurities you've come a...
[Jasmine] Step two, now on your knees, - Fuck You Immortality 00:08
[Jasmine] Step two, now on your knees,
You've got to let their spirits mix with the magical energy as it emanates from the stone - Fuck You Immortality 00:08
You've got to let their spirits mix with the magical en...
For this phase you need to have complete sexual intercourse. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
For this phase you need to have complete sexual intercourse.
I hate that manipulative bitch. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
I hate that manipulative bitch.
[Jasmine] Step four. With this stone you have to work your way to Joe's heart, - Fuck You Immortality 00:10
[Jasmine] Step four. With this stone you have to work your w...
This is my last message to the world, and all I want to say to you before I go is - Fuck You Immortality 00:12
This is my last message to the world, and all I want to say ...
For the first time in ages, literally, in ages, I'm scared to die. - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
For the first time in ages, literally, in ages, I'm sca...
I've been through all the struggle and now I don't want to die anymore. - Fuck You Immortality 00:04
I've been through all the struggle and now I don't...
If Joe no longer wants to die, - Fuck You Immortality 00:13
If Joe no longer wants to die,
Maybe I'll call back to Kelly on my hands and knees, take her out to dinner - Fuck You Immortality 00:12
Maybe I'll call back to Kelly on my hands and knees, ta...
[giggles] - Fuck You Immortality 00:07
[giggles]
One way or other, we had to check if the ritual had worked. - Fuck You Immortality 00:04
One way or other, we had to check if the ritual had worked.
I asked Joe to stay a few more days until we had verified the effectiveness of the ritual. - Fuck You Immortality 00:06
I asked Joe to stay a few more days until we had verified th...
I also needed some moral support to cut my wife into pieces. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
I also needed some moral support to cut my wife into pieces.
No, no, no, please, stop, stop, stop. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
No, no, no, please, stop, stop, stop.
Maybe we could start from, I don't know, a finger? - Fuck You Immortality 00:07
Maybe we could start from, I don't know, a finger?
Now don't move because I must be surgically precise. - Fuck You Immortality 00:05
Now don't move because I must be surgically precise.