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Are you shook up Are you nervous Sir I am sirDo I make you nervous Sirsir what Were you about to call me an asshole
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Full Metal Jacket

"Sir" what? Were you about to call me an asshole?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Are you shook up? Are you nervous?Private Cowboy:Sir, I am, sir.Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Do I make you nervous?Private Cowboy:Sir?Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:"Sir" what? Were you about to call me an asshole?

Full Transcript

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Are you shook up Are you nervous Sir I am sir
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Do I make you nervous Sir
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sir what Were you about to call me an asshole
Available in 10 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,613
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:52
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
drama, war
Production
Natant,Stanley Kubrick Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.
Sir no sir How tall are you privateSir 5'9 sirFive foot 9 I didn't know they stacked shit that high - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
Sir no sir How tall are you privateSir 5'9 sirFive foot...
Sir no sir Bullshit It looks like the best part of youRan down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
Sir no sir Bullshit It looks like the best part of youRan...
Where the hell are you from privateSir Texas sir Holy dogshit TexasOnly steers and queers come from Texas private cowboyAnd you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it downDo you suck dicks Sir no sirAre you a Peter puffer Sir no - Full Metal Jacket 00:27
Where the hell are you from privateSir Texas sir Holy...
I'll bet you would fuck a person in the assAnd not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach aroundI'll be watching you - Full Metal Jacket 00:11
I'll bet you would fuck a person in the assAnd not even...
Did your parents have any children that livedSir yes sir I'll bet they regret thatYou're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpieceWhat's your name fat body Sir Leonard Lawrence sirLawrence Lawrence what of ArabiaSir no sir That name sounds like - Full Metal Jacket 00:32
Did your parents have any children that livedSir yes sir...
Do you think I'm cute private pyle You think I'm funnySir no sir Wipe that disgusting grin off your faceSir yes sirWell any fucking time sweetheartSir I'm trying sir Private pyle I'll give you three secondsExactly three fucking secondsTo wipe that stupid - Full Metal Jacket 01:20
Do you think I'm cute private pyle You think I'm...
Parris island south CarolinaThe United States marine corps recruit depotAn eight week college for the phony tough and the crazy brave - Full Metal Jacket 00:12
Parris island south CarolinaThe United States marine corps...
Good for you - good for you - and good for me - And good for me good - good up in the morning to the rising sun gonna run all day till the running"s done ho chi minh is a son of a bitch got the blue balls, crabs and the seven-year itch left, right, left, - Full Metal Jacket 00:50
Good for you - good for you - and good for me - And good for...
Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch - Full Metal Jacket 00:38
Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch
I eft shoulderPrivate pyle what are you trying to do to my beloved corpsSir I don't know sir You are dumb private pyleBut do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from rightSir no sir Then you did that on purposeYou wanna be different Sir no - Full Metal Jacket 00:38
I eft shoulderPrivate pyle what are you trying to do to my...
Tonight you pukes will sleep with your riflesYou will give your rifle a girl's nameBecause this is the only pussy you people are going to getYour days of finger banging old Mary Jane rottencrotchThrough her purty pink panties are overYou're married to - Full Metal Jacket 02:05
Tonight you pukes will sleep with your riflesYou will give...
Pray. This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It - Full Metal Jacket 00:58
Pray. This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one...
At ease. - Full Metal Jacket 00:16
At ease.
That is not your daddy's shotgun, cowboy. - Full Metal Jacket 00:56
That is not your daddy's shotgun, cowboy.
Ten fucking seconds. - Full Metal Jacket 00:19
Ten fucking seconds.
Quickly move it outThere ain't one swinging dick private in this platoon's gonna graduateUntil they can get this obstacle down to less than 10 fucking seconds - Full Metal Jacket 00:12
Quickly move it outThere ain't one swinging dick...
Oh that's right private pyleDon't make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obstacleIf god wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up by now wouldn't he - Full Metal Jacket 00:12
Oh that's right private pyleDon't make any fucking...
I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle you could get up thereCouldn't you Sir yes sir - Full Metal Jacket 00:08
I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on top of...
Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum Do you know thatSir yes sir - Full Metal Jacket 00:08
Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum Do...
One for the commandantOne for the corpsGet up there PullI guess the corps don't get theirs Get up there pylePull Pull pyle pullOne pull up pyle Come on pullYou gotta be shitting me pyle Get your ass up thereDo you mean to tell me that you cannot do one - Full Metal Jacket 00:33
One for the commandantOne for the corpsGet up there PullI...