Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.

Transcript:
Did your parents have any children
that lived?
-Sir, yes, sir.
-I'll bet they regret that.
You're so ugly you could be
a modern-art masterpiece.
-What's your name, fat-body?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?
-Sir, no, sir.
-That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?
-Sir, no, sir.
-Do you suck dicks?
-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball...
-... through a garden hose.
-Sir, no, sir.
I don't like the name Lawrence.
Only faggots and sailors
are called Lawrence.
-From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
-Sir, yes, sir.
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
You think I'm funny?
-Sir, no, sir.
-Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Sir, yes, sir.
Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.
-Sir, I'm trying, sir.
-Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...
... exactly three fucking seconds...
... to wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...
... or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you.
One. Two. Three.
-Sir, I can't help it, sir.
-Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.
Now choke yourself.
Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.
Don't pull my fucking hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.
Now lean forward and choke yourself.
-Are you through grinning?
-Sir, yes, sir.
Bullshit. I can't hear you.

Clip duration: 88 seconds
Views: 114
Timestamp in movie: 00:05:43
Uploaded: 29 August, 2021
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.


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