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Did your parents have any children that lived? Sir, yes, sir. I bet they regret that....

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle. Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.


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Did your parents have any children that lived?
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-Sir, yes, sir. -I'll bet they regret that.
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You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece.
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-What's your name, fat-body? -Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
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Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?
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-Sir, no, sir. -That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?
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-Sir, no, sir. -Do you suck dicks?
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-Sir, no, sir. -Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball...
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-... through a garden hose. -Sir, no, sir.
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I don't like the name Lawrence.
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Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence.
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-From now on you're Gomer Pyle. -Sir, yes, sir.
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Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? You think I'm funny?
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-Sir, no, sir. -Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.
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-Sir, I'm trying, sir. -Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...
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... exactly three fucking seconds...
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... to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face...
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... or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you.
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One. Two. Three.
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-Sir, I can't help it, sir. -Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.
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Now choke yourself.
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Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.
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Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said, choke yourself.
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Now lean forward and choke yourself.
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-Are you through grinning? -Sir, yes, sir.
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Bullshit. I can't hear you.

Clip duration: 88 seconds
Views: 706
Timestamp in movie: 00h 05m 43s
Uploaded: 29 August, 2021
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.


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