Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.

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Your parents have children that lived?
Bet they regret that!
You're so ugly
you're a modern-art masterpiece!
-What's your name, fatbody?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
That name sounds like royalty!
You royalty?
You suck dicks?
Bet you could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!
I don't like that name!
Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!
From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
Think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
Think I'm funny?
Then wipe off that disgusting grin!
Any fucking time, sweetheart!
I'm trying, sir!
I'll give you three seconds...
...exactly three fucking seconds...
...to wipe off that stupid grin...
...or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you!
-Sir, I can't help it, sir!
-Get on your knees, scumbag!
Now choke yourself!
Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts!
Don't pull my hand over there!
I said choke yourself!
Lean forward and choke yourself!
Are you through grinning?
Bullshit! I can't hear you!

Clip duration: 88 seconds
Views: 49
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.


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