Did your parents have any children that lived? Sir, yes, sir. I bet they regret that....
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
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00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:05.093
Did your parents have any children
that lived?
00:00:05.269 --> 00:00:07.499
-Sir, yes, sir.
-I'll bet they regret that.
00:00:07.672 --> 00:00:10.596
You're so ugly you could be
a modern-art masterpiece.
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-What's your name, fat-body?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
00:00:13.544 --> 00:00:15.239
Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?
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-Sir, no, sir.
-That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?
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-Sir, no, sir.
-Do you suck dicks?
00:00:21.352 --> 00:00:24.276
-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball...
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-... through a garden hose.
-Sir, no, sir.
00:00:26.591 --> 00:00:28.001
I don't like the name Lawrence.
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Only faggots and sailors
are called Lawrence.
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-From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
-Sir, yes, sir.
00:00:33.297 --> 00:00:35.959
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
You think I'm funny?
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-Sir, no, sir.
-Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
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Sir, yes, sir.
00:00:41.472 --> 00:00:43.599
Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.
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-Sir, I'm trying, sir.
-Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...
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... exactly three fucking seconds...
00:00:49.914 --> 00:00:52.474
... to wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...
00:00:52.065 --> 00:00:56.643
... or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you.
00:00:56.821 --> 00:00:59.346
One. Two. Three.
00:00:59.524 --> 00:01:04.154
-Sir, I can't help it, sir.
-Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.
00:01:05.063 --> 00:01:07.086
Now choke yourself.
00:01:09.003 --> 00:01:12.999
Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.
00:01:12.999 --> 00:01:16.298
Don't pull my fucking hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.
00:01:16.474 --> 00:01:19.307
Now lean forward and choke yourself.
00:01:22.246 --> 00:01:25.306
-Are you through grinning?
-Sir, yes, sir.
00:01:25.483 --> 00:01:27.997
Bullshit. I can't hear you.
Clip duration: 88 seconds
Views: 706
Timestamp in movie: 00h 05m 43s
Uploaded: 29 August, 2021
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.
Comments
00:22 How tall are you
01:05 You a photographer
02:49 You pukes will sleep with your rifles
00:40 What's your excuse
03:01 What's your sixth general order
00:28 Get your fat ass up there
00:28 He thinks The Bad Bush is between old mama san's legs
00:25 Involvement in the war
00:14 Assholes and elbows
00:23 I'm going first
01:12 We'll get him when the tank comes up
00:15 What the mother fuck
00:38 Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch
00:38 Move it out
00:29 Do you know that
00:29 Drop your cocks and grab your socks
00:55 I don't want no teenage queen
03:12 I can't hear you
03:06 Do you believe in the Virgin Mary
01:35 He plays His games