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Private joker do you believe in the virgin MarySir no sirWell private joker I don't believe I heard you correctlySir the private said no sir sirWhy you little maggot You make me wanna vomitYou goddamn
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Sir, aye-aye, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?Private Joker:Sir, no, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!Private Joker:Private-snowball/" class="search-link">Sir, the Private said "no, sir," sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?Private Joker:Private-snowball/" class="search-link">Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?Private Joker:Private-snowball/" class="search-link">Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Private-snowball/" class="search-link">Sir, the Private believes any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Private-snowball/" class="search-link">Who's your squad leader, scumbag?Private Joker:Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Private Snowball!Private Snowball:Private-snowball/" class="search-link">Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Private-snowball/" class="search-link">Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker's promoted to squad leader.Private Snowball:Sir, aye-aye, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Disappear, scumbag!Private Snowball:Sir, aye-aye, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Private Pyle!Private Gomer Pyle:Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you will bunk with him! He'll teach you everything, he'll teach you how to pee!Private Gomer Pyle:Sir, yes, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough in my beloved Corps! Now, you ladies carry on.Private Joker, Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, aye-aye, sir!

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Private joker do you believe in the virgin Mary
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Sir no sir
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Well private joker I don't believe I heard you correctly
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Sir the private said no sir sir
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Why you little maggot You make me wanna vomit
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You goddamn communist heathen Sound off that you love the virgin Mary
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Or I'm gonna stomp your guts out
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Now you do love the virgin Mary don't you
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Sir negative sir
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Private joker are you trying to offend me
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Sir negative sir
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Sir the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong
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And the senior drill instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself sir
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Who's your squad leader scumbag
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Sir the private's squad leader is private snowball sir
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Private snowball
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Sir private snowball reporting as ordered sir
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Private snowball you're fired Private joker is promoted to squad leader
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Sir aye aye sir Disappear scumbag
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Sir aye aye sir Private pyle
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Sir private pyle reporting as ordered sir From now on
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Private joker is your new squad leader and you will bunk with him
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He'll teach you everything
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He'll teach you how to pee Sir yes sir
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Private joker is silly and he's ignorant but he's got guts and guts is enough
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Now you ladies carry on
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Sir aye aye sir
Available in 10 languages
Duration
79 seconds
Views
3,644
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:21
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
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Production
Natant,Stanley Kubrick Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.