Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? Private Joker: Sir, no, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
Private Joker:
Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
Private Joker:
Sir, the private said "no, sir," sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!
[slaps Joker]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?
Private Joker:
Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?
Private Joker:
Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private believes any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Who's your squad leader, scumbag?
Private Joker:
Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Snowball!
Private Snowball:
Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker's promoted to squad leader.
Private Snowball:
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Disappear, scumbag!
Private Snowball:
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you will bunk with him! He'll teach you everything, he'll teach you how to pee!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough in my beloved Corps! Now, you ladies carry on.
Private Joker, Private Gomer Pyle:
[together]
Sir, yes, sir!

Transcript:
-Sir, yes, sir.
-Sir, yes, sir.
Private Joker, do you believe
in the Virgin Mary?
Sir, no, sir.
Well, Private Joker,
I don't believe I heard you correctly.
Sir, the private said, "" No, sir,"" sir.
Why, you little maggot.
You make me wanna vomit.
You goddamn communist heathen.
Sound off that you love the Virgin Mary...
... or I'm gonna stomp your guts out.
Now, you do love the Virgin Mary,
don't you?
Sir, negative, sir.
Private Joker,
are you trying to offend me?
Sir, negative, sir.
Sir, the private believes that
any answer he gives will be wrong...
... and the senior drill instructor will
beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir.
Who's your squad leader, scumbag?
Sir, the private's squad leader
is Private Snowball, sir.
Private Snowball.
Sir, Private Snowball
reporting as ordered, sir.
Private Snowball, you're fired.
Private Joker is promoted to squad leader.
-Sir, aye, aye, sir.
-Disappear, scumbag.
-Sir, aye, aye, sir.
-Private Pyle.
-Sir, Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir.
-From now on...
... Private Joker is your new squad leader
and you will bunk with him.
He'll teach you everything.
-He'll teach you how to pee.
-Sir, yes, sir.
Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant,
but he's got guts and guts is enough.
Now, you ladies, carry on.
Sir, aye, aye, sir.
The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver.
Operating-rod handle.
Operating-rod guide.
And the left one over the right.
Right one over the left.
Left one over the right.
The right one over the left.
Just throw your other leg over.
Attaboy.
That's it. Now just pull the next one over
and you're home free.
Ready?
Just throw it over.
Attaboy.
Set it down.
All right?
There you go.
Congratulations, Leonard.
You did it.
Fold the blanket
and the sheet back together.
Make a four-inch fold.
Okay? Got it?
You do it.
Right shoulder.
Your left shoulder.
Port.

Clip duration: 186 seconds
Views: 38
Timestamp in movie: 00:18:18
Uploaded: 29 August, 2021
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.


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