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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. Private

Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?...

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Pyle does so]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle:
[gagging]
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle:
[louder]
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle:
SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.

Transcript:
-From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
-Sir, yes, sir.
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
You think I'm funny?
-Sir, no, sir.
-Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Sir, yes, sir.
Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.
-Sir, I'm trying, sir.
-Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...
... exactly three fucking seconds...
... to wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...
... or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you.
One. Two. Three.
-Sir, I can't help it, sir.
-Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.
Now choke yourself.
Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.
Don't pull my fucking hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.
Now lean forward and choke yourself.
-Are you through grinning?
-Sir, yes, sir.
Bullshit. I can't hear you.
Sir, yes, sir.
Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
Sound off like you've got a pair.
Sir, yes, sir.
That's enough. Get on your feet.
Pyle, you had best square your ass away
and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...
... or I will definitely fuck you up.
Sir, yes, sir.
Left, right, left, right
left, right, left.
Left, right, left, right, left.
Left, right, left, right, left....
Parris Island, South Carolina...
... the United States Marine Corps
Recruit Depot.
An eight-week college
for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave.
Mama and Papa were laying in bed
Mama and Papa were laying in bed
Mama rolled over
And this is what she said
Mama rolled over, this is what she said
-Oh, give me some, give me some
-Oh, give me some, give me some
-P. T.
-P. T.
-P. T.
-P. T.
-Good for you
-Good for you
-And good for me
-And good for me
-Good
-Good
Up in the morning to the rising sun
Up in the morning to the rising sun
Gonna run all day till the running's done
Gonna run all day till the running's done
Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch
Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch
Got the blue balls, crabs
And the seven-year itch
Got the blue balls, crabs
And the seven-year itch

Clip duration: 146 seconds
Views: 32
Timestamp in movie: 00:06:13
Uploaded: 30 August, 2021
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.


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