Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? Sir, no, sir! Well, well, Private Joker,...
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
Private Joker:
Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
Private Joker:
Sir, the private said "no, sir," sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!
[slaps Joker]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?
Private Joker:
Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?
Private Joker:
Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private believes any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Who's your squad leader, scumbag?
Private Joker:
Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Snowball!
Private Snowball:
Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker's promoted to squad leader.
Private Snowball:
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Disappear, scumbag!
Private Snowball:
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you will bunk with him! He'll teach you everything, he'll teach you how to pee!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough in my beloved Corps! Now, you ladies carry on.
Private Joker, Private Gomer Pyle:
[together]
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Transcript
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Private Joker do you believe in the Virgin Mary
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Sir no sir
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Well Private Joker I don't believe I heard you correctly
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Sir the private said No sir sir
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Why you little maggot You make me wanna vomit
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You goddamn communist heathen Sound off that you love the Virgin Mary
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or I'm gonna stomp your guts out
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Now you do love the Virgin Mary don't you
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Sir negative sir
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Private Joker are you trying to offend me
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Sir negative sir
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Sir the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 163
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 18s
Uploaded: 14 February, 2022
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.
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