Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? Private Joker: Sir, no, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
Private Joker:
Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
Private Joker:
Sir, the private said "no, sir," sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!
[slaps Joker]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?
Private Joker:
Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?
Private Joker:
Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private believes any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Who's your squad leader, scumbag?
Private Joker:
Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Snowball!
Private Snowball:
Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker's promoted to squad leader.
Private Snowball:
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Disappear, scumbag!
Private Snowball:
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you will bunk with him! He'll teach you everything, he'll teach you how to pee!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough in my beloved Corps! Now, you ladies carry on.
Private Joker, Private Gomer Pyle:
[together]
Sir, yes, sir!

Transcript:
Sir, I said it, sir!
Well, no shit.
What are you, a fucking comedian?
Private Joker.
I admire your honesty.
I like you. Come over to my house
and fuck my sister!
You little scumbag! I've got your name!
I've got your ass!
You will not laugh or cry!
You will learn by the number!
Get up! Get on your feet!
Unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew
your head and shit down your neck!
-Why did you join my beloved Corps?
-Sir, to kill, sir!
You're a killer!
Let me see your war face!
You've got a war face?
That's a war face! Let me see yours!
You didn't convince me!
Let me see your real war face!
You don't scare me! Work on it!
What's your excuse?
Sir, excuse, sir?
I'm asking the fucking questions,
understand?
Thank you!
Can I be in charge for a while?
Are you shook up? Nervous?
Sir, I am, sir!
Do I make you nervous?
Were you about to call me an asshole?
-How tall are you, Private?
-Sir, 5'9", sir!
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
Trying to squeeze an inch in on me, huh?
The best part of you ran down
the crack of your mama's ass...
...and ended up as a brown stain
on the mattress!
Where in hell are you from?
Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
You don't look like a steer,
so that narrows it down!
Suck dicks?
You a peter-puffer?
I bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...
...and not have the courtesy
to give him a reach-around!
I'll be watching you!
Your parents have children that lived?
Bet they regret that!
You're so ugly
you're a modern-art masterpiece!
-What's your name, fatbody?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
That name sounds like royalty!
You royalty?
You suck dicks?
Bet you could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!
I don't like that name!
Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!
From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
Think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
Think I'm funny?
Then wipe off that disgusting grin!
Any fucking time, sweetheart!
I'm trying, sir!
I'll give you three seconds...
...exactly three fucking seconds...
...to wipe off that stupid grin...
...or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you!
-Sir, I can't help it, sir!
-Get on your knees, scumbag!
Now choke yourself!
Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts!
Don't pull my hand over there!
I said choke yourself!
Lean forward and choke yourself!

Clip duration: 203 seconds
Views: 56
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.


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