Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny? Sir, no, sir! Then wipe that...
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Pyle does so]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle:
[gagging]
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle:
[louder]
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle:
SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
Transcript
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-From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
-Sir, yes, sir.
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Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
You think I'm funny?
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-Sir, no, sir.
-Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.
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-Sir, I'm trying, sir.
-Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...
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... exactly three fucking seconds...
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... to wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...
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... or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you.
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One. Two. Three.
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-Sir, I can't help it, sir.
-Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.
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Now choke yourself.
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Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.
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Don't pull my fucking hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.
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Now lean forward and choke yourself.
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-Are you through grinning?
-Sir, yes, sir.
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Bullshit. I can't hear you.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
Sound off like you've got a pair.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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That's enough. Get on your feet.
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Pyle, you had best square your ass away
and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...
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... or I will definitely fuck you up.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Left, right, left, right
left, right, left.
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Left, right, left, right, left.
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Left, right, left, right, left....
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Parris Island, South Carolina...
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... the United States Marine Corps
Recruit Depot.
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An eight-week college
for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave.
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Mama and Papa were laying in bed
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Mama and Papa were laying in bed
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Mama rolled over
And this is what she said
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Mama rolled over, this is what she said
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-Oh, give me some, give me some
-Oh, give me some, give me some
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-P. T.
-P. T.
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-P. T.
-P. T.
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-Good for you
-Good for you
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-And good for me
-And good for me
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-Good
-Good
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Up in the morning to the rising sun
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Up in the morning to the rising sun
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Gonna run all day till the running's done
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Gonna run all day till the running's done
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Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch
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Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch
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Got the blue balls, crabs
And the seven-year itch
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Got the blue balls, crabs
And the seven-year itch
Clip duration: 146 seconds
Views: 668
Timestamp in movie: 00h 06m 13s
Uploaded: 30 August, 2021
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.
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