Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. Private
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Pyle does so]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle:
[gagging]
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle:
[louder]
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle:
SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.

Transcript:
"I'm here to take a battle to be won
"Kiss me good-bye
And write me while I'm gone
"Good-bye, my sweetheart
Hello, Vietnam "
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,
your senior drill instructor.
You will speak only when spoken to.
The first and last words
out of your sewers will be "Sir! "
Do you maggots understand?
Sir, yes, sir!
I can't hear you.
Sound off like you got a pair.
If you ladies leave my island,
if you survive recruit training...
...you will be a weapon,
a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day, you are pukes!
The lowest form of life on Earth.
You are not even human fucking beings!
You are only unorganized,
grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you won't like me.
The more you hate me,
the more you'll learn.
I am hard, but I am fair!
There is no racial bigotry here!
I do not look down on niggers,
kikes, wops or greasers.
Here, you are all equally worthless!
My orders are to weed out non-hackers...
...who do not pack the gear
to be in my beloved Corps!
Do you maggots understand that?
Bullshit! I can't hear you!
-What's your name, scumbag?
-Sir, Private Brown, sir!
From now on you're Private Snowball!
Like that name?
Sir, yes, sir!
There's one thing you won't like!
They don't serve fried chicken
and watermelon...
...in my mess hall!
Is that you, John Wayne?
Is this me?
Who said that?
Who the fuck said that?
Who's the slimy communist cocksucker
down here...
...who just signed his own death warrant?
Nobody, huh?
The fairy fucking godmother said it!
Out-fucking-standing!
I will P.T. you all until you die!
I will P.T. you until your assholes
suck buttermilk!
Was it you, you little fuck?
You look like a fucking worm !
I bet it was you!
Sir, I said it, sir!
Well, no shit.

Clip duration: 157 seconds
Views: 92
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.


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