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Well no shitWhat have we got here A fucking comedian Private jokerI admire your honestyHell I like you You can come over to my house and fuck my sister
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Full Metal Jacket

Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your...

Gny. Sgt. Hartman:
Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

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Well no shit
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What have we got here A fucking comedian Private joker
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I admire your honesty
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Hell I like you You can come over to my house and fuck my sister
Available in 10 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
2,201
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:46
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
drama, war
Production
Natant,Stanley Kubrick Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.

Actors

R. Lee Ermey
Gny. Sgt. Hartman
R. Lee Ermey
You little scumbag I've got your name I've got your assYou will not laugh You will not cryYou will learn by the numbers I will teach youNow get up Get on your feetYou best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck - Full Metal Jacket 00:18
You little scumbag I've got your name I've got...
You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck - Full Metal Jacket 00:07
You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and...
Sir yes sir Private joker why did you join my corpsSir to kill sir So you're a killerSir yes sir Let me see your war faceSir You've got a war faceThat's a war face Now let me see your war faceBullshit You didn't convince me Let me see your real war - Full Metal Jacket 00:26
Sir yes sir Private joker why did you join my corpsSir to...
What's your excuseSir excuse for what sirI'm asking the fucking questions private Do you understandSir yes sir Well thank you very muchCan I be in charge for a while Sir yes sir - Full Metal Jacket 00:13
What's your excuseSir excuse for what sirI'm...
Are you shook up Are you nervous Sir I am sirDo I make you nervous Sirsir what Were you about to call me an asshole - Full Metal Jacket 00:10
Are you shook up Are you nervous Sir I am sirDo I make you...
Sir no sir How tall are you privateSir 5'9 sirFive foot 9 I didn't know they stacked shit that high - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
Sir no sir How tall are you privateSir 5'9 sirFive foot...
Sir no sir Bullshit It looks like the best part of youRan down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
Sir no sir Bullshit It looks like the best part of youRan...
Where the hell are you from privateSir Texas sir Holy dogshit TexasOnly steers and queers come from Texas private cowboyAnd you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it downDo you suck dicks Sir no sirAre you a Peter puffer Sir no - Full Metal Jacket 00:27
Where the hell are you from privateSir Texas sir Holy...
I'll bet you would fuck a person in the assAnd not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach aroundI'll be watching you - Full Metal Jacket 00:11
I'll bet you would fuck a person in the assAnd not even...
Did your parents have any children that livedSir yes sir I'll bet they regret thatYou're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpieceWhat's your name fat body Sir Leonard Lawrence sirLawrence Lawrence what of ArabiaSir no sir That name sounds like - Full Metal Jacket 00:32
Did your parents have any children that livedSir yes sir...
Do you think I'm cute private pyle You think I'm funnySir no sir Wipe that disgusting grin off your faceSir yes sirWell any fucking time sweetheartSir I'm trying sir Private pyle I'll give you three secondsExactly three fucking secondsTo wipe that stupid - Full Metal Jacket 01:20
Do you think I'm cute private pyle You think I'm...
Parris island south CarolinaThe United States marine corps recruit depotAn eight week college for the phony tough and the crazy brave - Full Metal Jacket 00:12
Parris island south CarolinaThe United States marine corps...
Good for you - good for you - and good for me - And good for me good - good up in the morning to the rising sun gonna run all day till the running"s done ho chi minh is a son of a bitch got the blue balls, crabs and the seven-year itch left, right, left, - Full Metal Jacket 00:50
Good for you - good for you - and good for me - And good for...
Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch - Full Metal Jacket 00:38
Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch
I eft shoulderPrivate pyle what are you trying to do to my beloved corpsSir I don't know sir You are dumb private pyleBut do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from rightSir no sir Then you did that on purposeYou wanna be different Sir no - Full Metal Jacket 00:38
I eft shoulderPrivate pyle what are you trying to do to my...
Tonight you pukes will sleep with your riflesYou will give your rifle a girl's nameBecause this is the only pussy you people are going to getYour days of finger banging old Mary Jane rottencrotchThrough her purty pink panties are overYou're married to - Full Metal Jacket 02:05
Tonight you pukes will sleep with your riflesYou will give...
Pray. This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It - Full Metal Jacket 00:58
Pray. This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one...
At ease. - Full Metal Jacket 00:16
At ease.
That is not your daddy's shotgun, cowboy. - Full Metal Jacket 00:56
That is not your daddy's shotgun, cowboy.
Ten fucking seconds. - Full Metal Jacket 00:19
Ten fucking seconds.