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What is your major malfunction,numb-nuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show youenough attention...

What is your major malfunction,numb-nuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show youenough attention when you were a child?

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What is your major malfunction numb nuts
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Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child
Available in 10 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
886
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:06
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
drama, war
Production
Natant,Stanley Kubrick Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.
Easy, Leonard. - Full Metal Jacket 00:10
Easy, Leonard.
Hey babyYou got girlfriend viethamNot just this minuteWell baby me so hornyMe so hornyMe love you long timeYou partyYeah we might partyHow much Fifteen dollarFifteen dollars for both of us No Each you 15Me love you long timeMe so hornyFifteen dollar too - Full Metal Jacket 01:05
Hey babyYou got girlfriend viethamNot just this minuteWell...
Okay. Ten dollar each. What do we get for $107? Everything you want. - Everything? - Everything. Wel - Full Metal Jacket 00:32
Okay. Ten dollar each. What do we get for $107? Everything...
You know half these gook whores are serving officers in the VietcongThe other half have got tbBe sure you only fuck the ones that cough - Full Metal Jacket 00:12
You know half these gook whores are serving officers in the...
The other half got TB - Full Metal Jacket 00:12
The other half got TB
You know what really pisses me off about these peopleWhatWe're supposed to be helping them and they shit all over us every chance they getI just can't feature thatDon't take it too hard rafterman It's just business - Full Metal Jacket 00:16
You know what really pisses me off about these...
A high school girl could do my jobI wanna get out into the shitI wanna get some trigger time - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
A high school girl could do my jobI wanna get out into the...
The tet holiday is like the fourth of July Christmas and new year all rolled into oneEvery zipperhead in nam north and south will be banging gongsBarking at the moon and visiting his dead relatives - Full Metal Jacket 00:13
The tet holiday is like the fourth of July Christmas and new...
Right Ann Margret and entourage are due here next weekI want someone on the airfield and stick with her for a couple of daysRafterman you take it Aye aye sirAnd get some good low angle stuffDon't make it too obvious but I wanna see fur and early morning - Full Metal Jacket 00:18
Right Ann Margret and entourage are due here next weekI want...
Search and destroy We have a new directive from maf on thisIn future in place of search and destroy substitute the phrase sweep and clearSweep and clear got it Got it Very catchy - Full Metal Jacket 00:14
Search and destroy We have a new directive from maf on...
Now you must have seen blood trails Drag marksIt was raining sirWell that's why god passed the law of probabilityNow rewrite it and give it a happy ending Say one killedMake it a sapper or an officer WhichWhichever you sayGrunts like reading about dead - Full Metal Jacket 00:25
Now you must have seen blood trails Drag marksIt was raining...
Jokermaybe you'd like our guys to read the paper and feel badI mean in case you didn't know it this is not a very popular warNow it is our job to report the newsThat these why are we here civilian newsmen ignore - Full Metal Jacket 00:16
Jokermaybe you'd like our guys to read the paper and...
Joker I've had my ass in the grassCan't say I liked it muchLots of bugs and too dangerousAs it happens my present duties keep me where I belongIn the rear with the gear - Full Metal Jacket 00:15
Joker I've had my ass in the grassCan't say I...
Tet. The year of the monkey. Viethamese I unar new year's Eve. Down in dogpatch, the gooks are shoot - Full Metal Jacket 00:14
Tet. The year of the monkey. Viethamese I unar new...
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine - Full Metal Jacket 00:06
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine
Joker thinks the bad bush is between an old mama San's legs - Full Metal Jacket 00:06
Joker thinks the bad bush is between an old mama San's...
You weren't on operation Hastings paybackYou weren't even in country Eat shit and dieYou fucking Spanish American You fucking pogueI was there manI was in the shit with the grunts - Full Metal Jacket 00:14
You weren't on operation Hastings paybackYou...
Hey paybackHow do you stop five black dudes from raping a white chickFuck you stork Throw them a basketball - Full Metal Jacket 00:10
Hey paybackHow do you stop five black dudes from raping a...
- Incoming. - Full Metal Jacket 00:14
- Incoming.
Hey, I hope they're just fucking with us. - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
Hey, I hope they're just fucking with us.