Sir! Yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your sixth general order?Private Joker:Sir! The private's sixth general order is to receive and to obey -- and to pass on to the sentry who relieves me -- all orders from the CO, from the OD, from any and all other officers, and from NCOs of the guard! Sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's this weapon's name, Private Joker?Private Joker: Sir! The private's weapon's name is the Bitch, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You slimy piece of shit, that's no way to talk to your rifle! Now get on your face and give me 25!Private Joker:Twenty-five! Yes, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:How many counts in that movement you just executed?Private Gomer Pyle: Sir! Four counts, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:What's the idea of looking down in the chamber?Private Gomer Pyle:Sir! That is to guarantee that the private is not giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:What's your fifth general order?Private Gomer Pyle:Sir! The private's fifth general order is to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle?Private Gomer Pyle:Sir! The private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:Private Pyle, you are definitely born again hard! Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps.Private Gomer Pyle:Sir! Yes, sir!