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You a photographerNo I'm a combat correspondentOh you seen much combatWell I've seen a little on TVYou're a real comedianWell they call me the jokerWell I got a joke for youI'm gonna tear you a new

Full Metal Jacket

You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Full Metal Jacket • 1987

Animal Mother:
You a photographer?Private Joker:I'm a combat correspondent.Animal Mother:Well, you seen much combat?Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.Animal Mother:You're a real comedian.Private Joker:Well, they call me the Joker.Animal Mother:Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.Private Joker: Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit!Animal Mother:You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

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You a photographer

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No I'm a combat correspondent

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Oh you seen much combat

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Well I've seen a little on TV

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You're a real comedian

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Well they call me the joker

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Well I got a joke for you

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I'm gonna tear you a new asshole

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Well pilgrim

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Only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit

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You talk the talk

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Do you walk the walk

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هل أنت مصور

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كلا أنا م ر اس ل حربي

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و هل رأيت أي قتال

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لقد رأيت بعضه في التلفزبون

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أنت م ه ر ج م ض ح ك فعلا

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لذلك ي ط ل ق ون ع ل ي لقب الجوكر

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إذا ل د ي ن ك ت ة لك

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ماذا لو ف ت ح ت لك فجوة جديدة في جسدك

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سأقول لك أيها المستكشف

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ستفعل ذلك بعد أن تأكل الفول السوداني الم ت ب ق ي من م خ ل فاتي

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أنت تتحدث وكأنك رجل قوي

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فهل تتصرف كذلك أيضا

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T'es photographe

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Correspondant de guerre

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T'en as vu des masses de combats

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J'en ai vu un peu à la télé

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T'es un petit comique toi

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Ben on m'appelle Guignol

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J'en ai une bien bonne pour toi

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Je vais te faire un nouveau trou de balle

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Eh pèlerin

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après que t'aies bouffé les cacahuètes dans mon caca

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Pour causer tu causes

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Mais oser tu oses

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Hei kalian dengar

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Ini rekanku Joker dari pulau dan ini

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Rafterman Rafterman

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Mereka dari Star dan Stripes Mereka bisa membuatmu terkenal

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Persetan Ya

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Kami Skuadron Lusthog

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Kami pencabut nyawa dan penghancur jantung

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Kami menembaki mereka hingga penuh lubang dan mengisinya dengan mesiu

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Kau fotografer

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Tidak aku koresponden pertempuran

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Oh jadi kau sudah lihat banyak pertempuran

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Yeah aku pernah melihatnya di TV

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Kau pelawak berbakat

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Yeah mereka memanggilku Joker

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E tu sei un FotograFo

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lo sono corrispondente di guerra

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Ma la guerra l'hai vista

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Un po' in TV

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Sei un vero comico

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Mi chiamano Joker schere'o sempre

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Te lo Faccio io uno schere'o

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Ti Faccio un buco di culo supplementare

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Certo pellegrino

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ma prima ti mangi le noccioline nella mia merda

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Tu parli come parliamo noi

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ma viaggi come viaggiamo noi

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お前カメラマンか

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戦闘報道員さ

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戦闘体験あるのか

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TVで少々

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モノホンのコメディアンかよ

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だからジョーカー

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じゃジョークを一つ新品のケツの穴を開けてやる

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流れ者のあんたおれが垂れた

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クソからピーナツを探して食え

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しゃべる姿は海兵だ

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歩く姿も海兵か

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Jesteś fotografem

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Jestem korespondentem wojennym

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Dużo widziałeś wojny

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Widziałem trochę w telewizji

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Jesteś prawdziwym komikiem

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Tak nazywają mnie Joker'em

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Mam dla ciebie dobry dowcip

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Zrobię ci dodatkową dziurę w dupie

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Dobrze pielgrzymie

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ale tylko wtedy jeśli wyjesz orzeszki z mojego gówna

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Mówisz jak twardziel

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Ale czy nim jesteś

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Они из газеты Звезды и полосы Вы станете знаменитыми

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Мы отряд похотливых кабанов Жизни лишаем разбиваем сердца

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Мы простреливаем в них дыры и накачиваем их свинцом

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Ты фотограф

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Я боевой корреспондент

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И много ты боев видел

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Видел немножко по телевизору

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Ты настоящий комик

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Ну меня Шутником прозвали

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У меня есть шутка для тебя

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Я сделаю тебе новую дыру в заднице

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Eres fotógrafo

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Soy corresponsal de guerra

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Has visto mucha guerra

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He visto un poco en la tele

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Eres muy chistoso

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Claro me llaman Bufón

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Pues ahí va un chiste para ti

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Te voy a abrir otro ojete en el culo

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Bien forastero

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pero antes cómete los almendrucos que yo cague

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Largas muy bien

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Pero eres de verdad tan duro

Available in 9 languages

Duration

58 seconds

Views

3,933

Timestamp in Movie

01:07:37

Uploaded

Feb 13, 2026

Genres

Production

Natant,Stanley Kubrick Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.

Actors

Animal Mother