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Full Metal Jacket

You're a real comedian. Well, they call me the joker. Well, I got a joke for you. I'm...

You're a real comedian. Well, they call me the joker. Well, I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole

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You're a real comedian
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Well they call me the joker
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Well I got a joke for you
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I'm gonna tear you a new asshole
Available in 9 languages
Duration
16 seconds
Views
119
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:57
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
drama, war
Production
Natant,Stanley Kubrick Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.
Well, pilgrim... - Full Metal Jacket 00:10
Well, pilgrim...
You talk the talk. - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
You talk the talk.
Now, you might not believe it... - Full Metal Jacket 00:39
Now, you might not believe it...
Hey jungle bunnyThank god for the sickle cell huhYeah mother - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
Hey jungle bunnyThank god for the sickle cell huhYeah mother
This is his party. - Full Metal Jacket 00:54
This is his party.
- Stay put, keep your heads down. - Full Metal Jacket 00:07
- Stay put, keep your heads down.
Delta six actual, this is Murphy. - Full Metal Jacket 00:22
Delta six actual, this is Murphy.
Okay, lusthog squad, listen up. - Full Metal Jacket 00:18
Okay, lusthog squad, listen up.
Is that you, John Wayne? - Full Metal Jacket 00:22
Is that you, John Wayne?
You're going home nowSemper flWe're mean marines sirGo easy brosBetter you than me - Full Metal Jacket 00:27
You're going home nowSemper flWe're mean marines...
FreedomFlush out your headgear new guyYou think we waste gooks for freedomThis 1s a slaughterIf I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a wordmy word is poon tang - Full Metal Jacket 00:24
FreedomFlush out your headgear new guyYou think we waste...
Tough break for hand jobHe was all set to get shipped out on a medicalWhat was the matter with himHe was jerking off 10 times a dayIt's no shit At least 10 times a dayLast week he was sent down to da nang to see the Navy head shrinkerThe crazy fucker - Full Metal Jacket 00:42
Tough break for hand jobHe was all set to get shipped out on...
I don't think there's any question about it I mean we're the bestI mean all that bullshit about the air cavWhen the shit hits the fan who do they callThey call mother green and her killing machine - Full Metal Jacket 00:13
I don't think there's any question about it I mean...
Personally think they don't really want to be involved in this waryou know I mean like they It's sort of likethey took away our freedom and gave it to the gookers you knowBut they don't want itThey'd rather be alive than free I guess you knowPoor dumb - Full Metal Jacket 00:21
Personally think they don't really want to be involved...
I mean we're getting killed for these peopleAnd they don't even appreciate itThey think it's a big joke - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
I mean we're getting killed for these peopleAnd they...
Well if you ask meWe're shooting the wrong gooks - Full Metal Jacket 00:06
Well if you ask meWe're shooting the wrong gooks
Involvement in the war - Full Metal Jacket 00:25
Involvement in the war
What do I think about America's involvement in the warWell I think we should win - Full Metal Jacket 00:07
What do I think about America's involvement in the...
I hate viethamThere's not one horse in this whole countryThey don't have one horse in VietnamThere's something basically wrong with that - Full Metal Jacket 00:11
I hate viethamThere's not one horse in this whole...
I wanted to see exotic vietham the Jewel of southeast AsiaI wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient cultureAnd kill themI wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill - Full Metal Jacket 00:19
I wanted to see exotic vietham the Jewel of southeast AsiaI...