To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Shut up Don't shit meYou know I'm not gonna shit you man You're my favorite turd
Please log in to add to collections.
Full Metal Jacket

I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Pvt. Cowboy:Don't shit me, man!Pvt. Joker:I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.833
Shut up Don't shit me
00:00:04.001 --> 00:00:07.666
You know I'm not gonna shit you man You're my favorite turd
Available in 8 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
2,564
Timestamp in Movie
01:40:30
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
drama, war
Production
Natant,Stanley Kubrick Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.
I can hack it. - Full Metal Jacket 00:05
I can hack it.
- I can hack it. - Full Metal Jacket 00:06
- I can hack it.
Watch that fucking hole. - Full Metal Jacket 00:07
Watch that fucking hole.
Donlon, rock, that way. - Full Metal Jacket 00:06
Donlon, rock, that way.
Joker? Yo What's up? We got the sniper. - Full Metal Jacket 00:11
Joker? Yo What's up? We got the sniper.
I saved joker's ass. - Full Metal Jacket 00:17
I saved joker's ass.
No more boom-boom for this baby-San. - Full Metal Jacket 00:15
No more boom-boom for this baby-San.
Okay. Let's get the fuck out of here. - Full Metal Jacket 00:07
Okay. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Fuck her. - Full Metal Jacket 00:07
Fuck her.
Hey assholeCowboy's wastedYou're fresh out of friendsI'm running this squad nowAnd I say we leave the gook for the mother loving ratsI'm not trying to run this squadI'm just saying we can't leave her like this - Full Metal Jacket 00:30
Hey assholeCowboy's wastedYou're fresh out of...
I'm not trying to run this squad. - Full Metal Jacket 00:11
I'm not trying to run this squad.
Shoot me. - Full Metal Jacket 00:36
Shoot me.
Shoot me. - Full Metal Jacket 00:22
Shoot me.
Joker... - Full Metal Jacket 00:19
Joker...
Joker we're gonna have to put you up for the congressional medal of ugly. - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
Joker we're gonna have to put you up for the...
We're gonna have to put you up for the congressional medal of uglyHard core manFucking hard core - Full Metal Jacket 00:17
We're gonna have to put you up for the congressional...
Hard-core, man. - Full Metal Jacket 00:09
Hard-core, man.
We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. - Full Metal Jacket 00:13
We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for...
My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams... - Full Metal Jacket 00:28
My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams...