Well, what shall we do now? Any suggestions? How would you like to go down to the city...

Edgar Bergen: Well, what shall we do now? Any suggestions? Charlie McCarthy: How would you like to go down to the city dump and watch me slug rats? Edgar Bergen: Certainly not. How would you like to hear me tell a story? Luana Patten: Oh, I'd love it. Wouldn't you, Charlie? Charlie McCarthy: Well, I, uh... no. Edgar Bergen: This is a story that everyone should know. Charlie McCarthy: Yes, but not everyone should tell it, and you know who. Edgar Bergen: I'm going to tell it anyway. Now, many, many years ago... Charlie McCarthy: I think I'll go out and wind the sundial. [tries to get up and leave, but Bergen stops him] Edgar Bergen: You'll stay right here.

♪ But there's something else I look forward to ♪ ♪ It's a secret ♪ ♪ But here's a clue ♪ ♪ He's my favorite ♪ ♪ You know who ♪ ♪ You're the hero of ♪ ♪ My most favorite ♪ ♪ Dream ♪ Oh, mercy. Forgive us. ♪ In his right vest pocket ♪ ♪ You'll find the key ♪ ♪ The right vest pocket Go carefully ♪