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"Fun with Dick and Jane" quotes

Fun with Dick and Jane poster
When an affluent couple lose all their money following a series of blunders, they turn to a life of crime to make ends meet.

Director: Dean Parisot
Writer: Judd Apatow, Nicholas Stoller, Gerald Gaiser
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $110,332,737
Released: 21 Dec 2005
Awards: 1 win & 7 nominations

60 video clips

Dick HarperGarthBlancaJane HarperBilly HarperFrank BascomKaren WilliamsDisgruntled Kostmart CustomerJack MccallisterDick's SecretaryJoe CleemanHectorAmeribanx Bank ManagerJack's AssistantIns AgentDay LaborerKostmart Training LeaderOz PetersonDebbie
Are they nonfat muffins I think so - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:07 Are they nonfat muffins I think so I had you going there - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 I had you going there What's the matter You look sad Richard - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:07 What's the matter You look sad Richard Honey Dick Indicted - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:12 Honey Dick Indicted I didn't see you there What is wrong with you - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:11 I didn't see you there What is wrong with you It burns I saw you eyeballing me - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:07 It burns I saw you eyeballing me Our lawn was repossessed today I didn't even know they could do that - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 Our lawn was repossessed today I didn't even know they... Do you have any idea what I went through to get that - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:06 Do you have any idea what I went through to get that I've been terminated bankrupted deported and blackmailed - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:35 I've been terminated bankrupted deported and... Can we just get on with the job interview - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:09 Can we just get on with the job interview You hear that They love you Jack - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:06 You hear that They love you Jack It has come to our attention that certain departments - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:32 It has come to our attention that certain departments Hector what's going on What - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:31 Hector what's going on What Let me get back to you Excuse me Yes - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:22 Let me get back to you Excuse me Yes I got the lawn back - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:04 I got the lawn back Man Dick Harper - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:15 Man Dick Harper I am a winner Billy tell your father he's a winner - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 I am a winner Billy tell your father he's a winner Dick can we talk about this some other time - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:04 Dick can we talk about this some other time I'm a corporate puppet - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:15 I'm a corporate puppet There's always prostitution Dick - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:07 There's always prostitution Dick I could sell you my pee for 1 00 - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:08 I could sell you my pee for 1 00 We followed the rules and we got screwed - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 We followed the rules and we got screwed What are you doing with the television - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 What are you doing with the television But it seems that we may be in a little bit of a pickle Dick - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:04 But it seems that we may be in a little bit of a pickle Dick Don't take my Telemundo Go Go Hurry hurry - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:03 Don't take my Telemundo Go Go Hurry hurry I'm sorry Bring it on - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 I'm sorry Bring it on Son of a bitch - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:08 Son of a bitch Mama quit her job - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:04 Mama quit her job I love you - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:36 I love you Globodyne is a consolidator of media properties Consolidator Oh no - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:26 Globodyne is a consolidator of media properties Consolidator... Did I get him - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:06 Did I get him Just working at home playing in the stock market - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 Just working at home playing in the stock market We're all just cavemen - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:12 We're all just cavemen We'll ask her if you're American And we'll call my wife Yennifer - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 We'll ask her if you're American And we'll... This squirrel died of natural causes - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 This squirrel died of natural causes My name's Jane and I'll be your instructor for beginners' Jin Ku Pow - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:08 My name's Jane and I'll be your instructor for... Indicted I'm gonna be indicted - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:04 Indicted I'm gonna be indicted Son of a bitch - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:03 Son of a bitch I am so happy to welcome you to the Kostmart team - Fun with Dick and Jane 00:05 I am so happy to welcome you to the Kostmart team

Cast

Dick Harper - Jim Carrey
Jane Harper - Téa Leoni
Jack McCallister - Alec Baldwin
Frank Bascombe - Richard Jenkins
Veronica Cleeman - Angie Harmon
All Cast