I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed because of you, and I'm not...
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Dick Harper:
[holding McCallister at gunpoint]
I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed because of you, and I'm not leaving here without your money.
Jack McCallister:
What are you gonna do, Dick? Shoot me if I don't approve that form?
Dick Harper:
Write me a check.
Jack McCallister:
You are kidding me.
Jane Harper:
Dick, it's not going to do us any good. He's just going to cancel it the minute we walk out of here.
Dick Harper:
[eyes watering, getting emotional]
I don't care... I don't care. I'm not walking out of this bank empty-handed.
Jack McCallister:
...Alright. Alright, Dick, I'm gonna write you a check. I'm gonna need my hand back though.
Dick Harper:
Gladly.
[releases grip]
Jack McCallister:
Alright, yes sir, I'm gonna write you that check, and what's more I'm not gonna cancel it as soon as I leave the bank because I think it takes alotta cojones to do what you two have done here today, and I admire that. So, here you go. Just a little something to show you what I think you're worth.
[hands him a check for $100]
Jack McCallister:
Y'all take care now.
[McCallister leaves; Jane approaches a dejected Dick tenderly]
Jane Harper:
Honey... sweetie... give me the squirt gun.
Dick Harper:
[not looking at her]
Do you still have McCallister's form?
Jane Harper:
Yeah, why?
[Dick looks up at her holding McCallister's check]
Dick Harper:
Because I just got his signature.
[He holds up a fountain pen]
Dick Harper:
Weren't you an art major?
[Jane realizes that, just like McCallister, she's been had by Dick]
Jane Harper:
[quietly excited]
Dick Harper! I was completely fooled! I didn't know you could act!
Dick Harper:
Hon. In 10th grade, I played Biff in "Death of a Salesman". See how I got my eyes all watering up? Yes, sir. It's all right there.
Transcript
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I've been terminated bankrupted deported and blackmailed
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because of you
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And I'm not leaving here without your money
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What you gonna do Dick Shoot me if I don't approve that form
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Write me a check
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You are kidding me Dick it's not gonna do us any good
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He's just gonna cancel it the minute we walk out of here
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I don't care
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I don't care
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 174
Timestamp in movie: 01h 14m 37s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: When an affluent couple lose all their money following a series of blunders, they turn to a life of crime to make ends meet.
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00:09 Can we just get on with the job interview
00:06 You hear that They love you Jack
00:32 It has come to our attention that certain departments
00:36 I love you
00:31 Hector what's going on What
00:22 Let me get back to you Excuse me Yes
00:26 Globodyne is a consolidator of media properties Consolidator...
00:06 Did I get him
00:05 Just working at home playing in the stock market
00:04 I got the lawn back
00:12 We're all just cavemen
00:05 We'll ask her if you're American And we'll...
00:15 Man Dick Harper
00:05 I am a winner Billy tell your father he's a winner
00:04 Dick can we talk about this some other time
00:15 I'm a corporate puppet
00:05 This squirrel died of natural causes
00:08 My name's Jane and I'll be your instructor for...
00:07 There's always prostitution Dick
00:08 I could sell you my pee for 1 00