Hon. In 10th grade, I played Biff in "Death of a Salesman". See how I got my eyes all...
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Dick Harper:
[holding McCallister at gunpoint]
I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed because of you, and I'm not leaving here without your money. Jack McCallister:
What are you gonna do, Dick? Shoot me if I don't approve that form? Dick Harper:
Write me a check. Jack McCallister:
You are kidding me. Jane Harper:
Dick, it's not going to do us any good. He's just going to cancel it the minute we walk out of here. Dick Harper:
[eyes watering, getting emotional]
I don't care... I don't care. I'm not walking out of this bank empty-handed. Jack McCallister:
...Alright. Alright, Dick, I'm gonna write you a check. I'm gonna need my hand back though. Dick Harper:
Gladly. [releases grip] Jack McCallister:
Alright, yes sir, I'm gonna write you that check, and what's more I'm not gonna cancel it as soon as I leave the bank because I think it takes alotta cojones to do what you two have done here today, and I admire that. So, here you go. Just a little something to show you what I think you're worth. [hands him a check for $100] Jack McCallister:
Y'all take care now. [McCallister leaves; Jane approaches a dejected Dick tenderly] Jane Harper:
Honey... sweetie... give me the squirt gun. Dick Harper:
[not looking at her]
Do you still have McCallister's form? Jane Harper:
Yeah, why? [Dick looks up at her holding McCallister's check] Dick Harper:
Because I just got his signature. [He holds up a fountain pen] Dick Harper:
Weren't you an art major? [Jane realizes that, just like McCallister, she's been had by Dick] Jane Harper:
[quietly excited]
Dick Harper! I was completely fooled! I didn't know you could act! Dick Harper:
Hon. In 10th grade, I played Biff in "Death of a Salesman". See how I got my eyes all watering up? Yes, sir. It's all right there
[holding McCallister at gunpoint]
I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed because of you, and I'm not leaving here without your money. Jack McCallister:
What are you gonna do, Dick? Shoot me if I don't approve that form? Dick Harper:
Write me a check. Jack McCallister:
You are kidding me. Jane Harper:
Dick, it's not going to do us any good. He's just going to cancel it the minute we walk out of here. Dick Harper:
[eyes watering, getting emotional]
I don't care... I don't care. I'm not walking out of this bank empty-handed. Jack McCallister:
...Alright. Alright, Dick, I'm gonna write you a check. I'm gonna need my hand back though. Dick Harper:
Gladly. [releases grip] Jack McCallister:
Alright, yes sir, I'm gonna write you that check, and what's more I'm not gonna cancel it as soon as I leave the bank because I think it takes alotta cojones to do what you two have done here today, and I admire that. So, here you go. Just a little something to show you what I think you're worth. [hands him a check for $100] Jack McCallister:
Y'all take care now. [McCallister leaves; Jane approaches a dejected Dick tenderly] Jane Harper:
Honey... sweetie... give me the squirt gun. Dick Harper:
[not looking at her]
Do you still have McCallister's form? Jane Harper:
Yeah, why? [Dick looks up at her holding McCallister's check] Dick Harper:
Because I just got his signature. [He holds up a fountain pen] Dick Harper:
Weren't you an art major? [Jane realizes that, just like McCallister, she's been had by Dick] Jane Harper:
[quietly excited]
Dick Harper! I was completely fooled! I didn't know you could act! Dick Harper:
Hon. In 10th grade, I played Biff in "Death of a Salesman". See how I got my eyes all watering up? Yes, sir. It's all right there
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I've been terminated bankrupted deported and blackmailed
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because of you
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And I'm not leaving here without your money
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What you gonna do Dick Shoot me if I don't approve that form
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Write me a check
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You are kidding me Dick it's not gonna do us any good
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He's just gonna cancel it the minute we walk out of here
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I don't care
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I don't care
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Movie Summary
When an affluent couple lose all their money following a series of blunders, they turn to a life of crime to make ends meet.
