I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed because of you, and I'm not...

Dick Harper: [holding McCallister at gunpoint] I've been terminated, bankrupted, deported and blackmailed because of you, and I'm not leaving here without your money. Jack McCallister: What are you gonna do, Dick? Shoot me if I don't approve that form? Dick Harper: Write me a check. Jack McCallister: You are kidding me. Jane Harper: Dick, it's not going to do us any good. He's just going to cancel it the minute we walk out of here. Dick Harper: [eyes watering, getting emotional] I don't care... I don't care. I'm not walking out of this bank empty-handed. Jack McCallister: ...Alright. Alright, Dick, I'm gonna write you a check. I'm gonna need my hand back though. Dick Harper: Gladly. [releases grip] Jack McCallister: Alright, yes sir, I'm gonna write you that check, and what's more I'm not gonna cancel it as soon as I leave the bank because I think it takes alotta cojones to do what you two have done here today, and I admire that. So, here you go. Just a little something to show you what I think you're worth. [hands him a check for $100] Jack McCallister: Y'all take care now. [McCallister leaves; Jane approaches a dejected Dick tenderly] Jane Harper: Honey... sweetie... give me the squirt gun. Dick Harper: [not looking at her] Do you still have McCallister's form? Jane Harper: Yeah, why? [Dick looks up at her holding McCallister's check] Dick Harper: Because I just got his signature. [He holds up a fountain pen] Dick Harper: Weren't you an art major? [Jane realizes that, just like McCallister, she's been had by Dick] Jane Harper: [quietly excited] Dick Harper! I was completely fooled! I didn't know you could act! Dick Harper: Hon. In 10th grade, I played Biff in "Death of a Salesman". See how I got my eyes all watering up? Yes, sir. It's all right there.