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"Funny Farm" quotes

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A couple swap city life for the country, but their picturesque new hometown turns out to be just a little bit different to what they were expecting.

Director: George Roy Hill
Writer: Jay Cronley, Jeffrey Boam
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $25,537,221
Released: 03 Jun 1988
Awards: N/A

19 Clips

If I can't make a friend I'll goddamn buy one - Funny Farm 00:14 If I can't make a friend I'll goddamn buy one And I want more than a rebate I want a goddamn refund - Funny Farm 00:13 And I want more than a rebate I want a goddamn refund Hey Fella hey - Funny Farm 01:10 Hey Fella hey This is gonna cost us a fortune - Funny Farm 00:13 This is gonna cost us a fortune Being a fake is what I do best - Funny Farm 00:12 Being a fake is what I do best As a novelist I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter - Funny Farm 00:11 As a novelist I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter You don't know a damn thing about writing You're a schoolteacher not an editor - Funny Farm 00:10 You don't know a damn thing about writing You're a... Most folks just don't seem to have a taste for testicles no more - Funny Farm 00:16 Most folks just don't seem to have a taste for testicles no... We gotta get the hook out Hold still Get away Get away - Funny Farm 00:07 We gotta get the hook out Hold still Get away Get away When they say hardwood floors what they really mean is - Funny Farm 00:11 When they say hardwood floors what they really mean is You're sinking into a pit of self pity defeatism and alcohol - Funny Farm 00:17 You're sinking into a pit of self pity defeatism and alcohol We came to Redbud - Funny Farm 00:15 We came to Redbud Yeah You still got that map - Funny Farm 00:21 Yeah You still got that map You slept on the floor huh - Funny Farm 00:19 You slept on the floor huh I am hooked Elizabeth Call me Mr Lamb Fries - Funny Farm 00:06 I am hooked Elizabeth Call me Mr Lamb Fries I'm willing to concede that our marriage has been just a series of mutual betrayals - Funny Farm 00:14 I'm willing to concede that our marriage has been just a... This ain't a bridge - Funny Farm 00:08 This ain't a bridge Cue the deer Roger - Funny Farm 00:06 Cue the deer Roger Just remember Mrs Farmer when you buy a house - Funny Farm 00:19 Just remember Mrs Farmer when you buy a house

Cast

Andy Farmer - Chevy Chase
Elizabeth Farmer - Madolyn Smith Osborne
Sheriff Ledbetter - Kevin O'Morrison
Michael Sinclair - Joseph Maher
Bud Culbertson - Jack Gilpin
All Cast