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A couple swap city life for the country, but their picturesque new hometown turns out to be just a little bit different to what they were expecting.

Director: George Roy Hill
Writer: Jay Cronley, Jeffrey Boam
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $25,537,221
Released: 03 Jun 1988
Awards: N/A
Just remember Mrs Farmer when you buy a house - Funny Farm 00:19 Just remember Mrs Farmer when you buy a house Cue the deer Roger - Funny Farm 00:06 Cue the deer Roger This ain't a bridge - Funny Farm 00:08 This ain't a bridge I'm willing to concede that our marriage has been just a series of mutual betrayals - Funny Farm 00:14 I'm willing to concede that our marriage has been just... I am hooked Elizabeth Call me Mr Lamb Fries - Funny Farm 00:06 I am hooked Elizabeth Call me Mr Lamb Fries You slept on the floor huh - Funny Farm 00:19 You slept on the floor huh Yeah You still got that map - Funny Farm 00:21 Yeah You still got that map We came to Redbud - Funny Farm 00:15 We came to Redbud You're sinking into a pit of self pity defeatism and alcohol - Funny Farm 00:17 You're sinking into a pit of self pity defeatism and... When they say hardwood floors what they really mean is - Funny Farm 00:11 When they say hardwood floors what they really mean is We gotta get the hook out Hold still Get away Get away - Funny Farm 00:07 We gotta get the hook out Hold still Get away Get away Most folks just don't seem to have a taste for testicles no more - Funny Farm 00:16 Most folks just don't seem to have a taste for... You don't know a damn thing about writing You're a schoolteacher not an editor - Funny Farm 00:10 You don't know a damn thing about writing You're a... As a novelist I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter - Funny Farm 00:11 As a novelist I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter Being a fake is what I do best - Funny Farm 00:12 Being a fake is what I do best This is gonna cost us a fortune - Funny Farm 00:13 This is gonna cost us a fortune Hey Fella hey - Funny Farm 01:10 Hey Fella hey And I want more than a rebate I want a goddamn refund - Funny Farm 00:13 And I want more than a rebate I want a goddamn refund If I can't make a friend I'll goddamn buy one - Funny Farm 00:14 If I can't make a friend I'll goddamn buy one -Ah!
-What is it? - Funny Farm 00:20 -Ah! -What is it? All right. All right. Okay. - Funny Farm 00:08 All right. All right. Okay. Andy. Andy, honey. - Funny Farm 00:15 Andy. Andy, honey. [ANDY LAUGHING] - Funny Farm 00:25 [ANDY LAUGHING] Andy - Funny Farm 00:22 Andy ANDY:
Watch your step. - Funny Farm 00:18 ANDY: Watch your step. -Are you feeling better now?
-Yeah. - Funny Farm 00:11 -Are you feeling better now? -Yeah. As a novelist I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter - Funny Farm 00:06 As a novelist I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter [BAND PLAYlNG
"DECK THE HALLS"] - Funny Farm 00:05 [BAND PLAYlNG "DECK THE HALLS"] Being a fake is what l do best - Funny Farm 00:04 Being a fake is what l do best [BIRD CHIRPING] - Funny Farm 00:06 [BIRD CHIRPING] -Can we discuss this some other time?
-lf you like. - Funny Farm 00:19 -Can we discuss this some other time? -lf you like. Come here. - Funny Farm 00:20 Come here. Come on. Come on. - Funny Farm 00:10 Come on. Come on. [CRASHlNG] - Funny Farm 00:11 [CRASHlNG] [CREAKING] - Funny Farm 00:11 [CREAKING] CROCKER:
Mickey? - Funny Farm 00:19 CROCKER: Mickey? -Cue the deer.
-Roger. - Funny Farm 00:30 -Cue the deer. -Roger. Cue the deer Roger - Funny Farm 00:05 Cue the deer Roger [DOG BARKlNG] - Funny Farm 00:14 [DOG BARKlNG] Don't forget your pal, Andy! - Funny Farm 00:05 Don't forget your pal, Andy! Elizabeth? - Funny Farm 00:26 Elizabeth? ELlZABETH:
Andy? - Funny Farm 00:06 ELlZABETH: Andy? ELlZABETH: Hey, Andy?
-What? - Funny Farm 00:05 ELlZABETH: Hey, Andy? -What? ELlZABETH:
I love the sound of Christmas carolers. - Funny Farm 00:10 ELlZABETH: I love the sound of Christmas carolers. ELlZABETH When they say hardwood floors what they really mean is - Funny Farm 00:09 ELlZABETH When they say hardwood floors what they really... -Here you go. Thank you.
-Thanks. - Funny Farm 00:23 -Here you go. Thank you. -Thanks. Here, take this. - Funny Farm 00:12 Here, take this. Hey, honey? - Funny Farm 00:23 Hey, honey? Hey, Mac. Which way to Redbud? - Funny Farm 00:12 Hey, Mac. Which way to Redbud? Hey. - Funny Farm 00:10 Hey. Hey, there's our movers. - Funny Farm 00:17 Hey, there's our movers. Hon, you know you don't enjoy
this sort of thing. - Funny Farm 00:19 Hon, you know you don't enjoy this sort of thing. Ice fishing? - Funny Farm 00:09 Ice fishing? If l can't make a friend I'll goddamn buy one - Funny Farm 00:05 If l can't make a friend I'll goddamn buy one If l can't make a friend,
I'll goddamn buy one. - Funny Farm 00:05 If l can't make a friend, I'll goddamn buy one. I'm gonna do a little fishing. - Funny Farm 00:29 I'm gonna do a little fishing. I'm willing to concede that our marriage has been just a series of mutual betrayals - Funny Farm 00:14 I'm willing to concede that our marriage has been just... It's all my fault. l've been so busy writing,
I didn't realize how cooped up you've been. - Funny Farm 00:25 It's all my fault. l've been so busy writing, I di... I've done a lot of things
I'm ashamed of lately, Elizabeth. - Funny Farm 00:10 I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of lately, E... Just remember Mrs Farmer when you buy a house - Funny Farm 00:11 Just remember Mrs Farmer when you buy a house [KNOCKlNG ON FLOOR] - Funny Farm 00:18 [KNOCKlNG ON FLOOR] LEDBETTER:
Mrs. Farmer? Mrs. Farmer? - Funny Farm 00:09 LEDBETTER: Mrs. Farmer? Mrs. Farmer? Let's get out of here. - Funny Farm 00:09 Let's get out of here. Little piece of heaven isn't it Bud - Funny Farm 00:04 Little piece of heaven isn't it Bud Look at these. These are even better. - Funny Farm 00:11 Look at these. These are even better. MAN 2:
Come on, let's go. One more. - Funny Farm 00:12 MAN 2: Come on, let's go. One more. [MATTRESS SQUEAKS] - Funny Farm 00:12 [MATTRESS SQUEAKS] MlCKEY Yeah CROCKER You still got that map - Funny Farm 00:16 MlCKEY Yeah CROCKER You still got that map Most folks just don't seem to have a taste for testicles no more - Funny Farm 00:17 Most folks just don't seem to have a taste for... Oh, Bud. - Funny Farm 00:13 Oh, Bud. Oh, no. - Funny Farm 00:10 Oh, no. Okay, l'm ready. What'd you think? - Funny Farm 00:06 Okay, l'm ready. What'd you think? [PETREE CACKLING] - Funny Farm 00:11 [PETREE CACKLING] [SCREAMS] - Funny Farm 00:23 [SCREAMS] [SINGlNG "JOY TO THE WORLD"] - Funny Farm 00:05 [SINGlNG "JOY TO THE WORLD"] [SINGlNG "SlLENT NlGHT"] - Funny Farm 00:06 [SINGlNG "SlLENT NlGHT"] [SIREN WAILlNG] - Funny Farm 00:14 [SIREN WAILlNG] Thanks, fellas. - Funny Farm 00:12 Thanks, fellas. That was just beautiful. Why don't you all
come inside for some hot cocoa and eggnog? - Funny Farm 00:08 That was just beautiful. Why don't you all come inside ... There's an antique store. - Funny Farm 00:08 There's an antique store. Think about the settlers 200 years ago. - Funny Farm 00:11 Think about the settlers 200 years ago. This ain't a bridge. - Funny Farm 00:20 This ain't a bridge. This ain't a bridge - Funny Farm 00:06 This ain't a bridge This is gonna cost us a fortune. - Funny Farm 00:27 This is gonna cost us a fortune. This is insane. What are we doing, man? - Funny Farm 00:29 This is insane. What are we doing, man? -This is more than we're asking.
-We want it all. The furniture... - Funny Farm 00:21 -This is more than we're asking. -We want it all. The f... [THUNDER CRASHES] - Funny Farm 00:11 [THUNDER CRASHES] Wait. Wait, don't tell me yet. - Funny Farm 00:05 Wait. Wait, don't tell me yet. [WATER SQUISHES] - Funny Farm 00:20 [WATER SQUISHES] We came to Redbud - Funny Farm 00:14 We came to Redbud Welcome back, fellas. - Funny Farm 00:08 Welcome back, fellas. We're home, boy. Out you go. - Funny Farm 00:08 We're home, boy. Out you go. What is this? - Funny Farm 00:17 What is this? What's the book gonna be about About 300 pages Harry - Funny Farm 00:05 What's the book gonna be about About 300 pages Harry Which way does it go? - Funny Farm 00:13 Which way does it go? [WHlSTLlNG] - Funny Farm 00:14 [WHlSTLlNG] Why don't you make a fire? - Funny Farm 00:16 Why don't you make a fire? You can have the bed.
I'll sleep on the floor. - Funny Farm 00:24 You can have the bed. I'll sleep on the floor. You devil. - Funny Farm 00:09 You devil. You don't know a damn thing about writing You're a schoolteacher not an editor - Funny Farm 00:06 You don't know a damn thing about writing You're a... You know, I'm starting to enjoy the idea
of both of us being writers. - Funny Farm 00:11 You know, I'm starting to enjoy the idea of both of us ... You look beautiful. - Funny Farm 00:29 You look beautiful. You slept on the floor, huh? - Funny Farm 00:23 You slept on the floor, huh? You slept on the floor huh - Funny Farm 00:18 You slept on the floor huh -You wanna talk about it?
-No. - Funny Farm 00:08 -You wanna talk about it? -No. You're sinking into a pit of self pity defeatism and alcohol - Funny Farm 00:07 You're sinking into a pit of self pity defeatism and...

Cast

Andy Farmer - Chevy Chase
Elizabeth Farmer - Madolyn Smith Osborne
Sheriff Ledbetter - Kevin O'Morrison
Michael Sinclair - Joseph Maher
Bud Culbertson - Jack Gilpin