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Daniel Day Lewis would've crushed that speech
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Daniel Day-Lewis would have torn that scene apart

George Simmons:

Daniel Day-Lewis would have torn that scene apart

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Daniel Day Lewis would've crushed that speech
Duration
4 seconds
Views
238
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:31
Uploaded
Dec 06, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Universal Pictures,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions,Madison 23,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship causes him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act.

Actors

Adam Sandler
George Simmons
Adam Sandler
Seth Rogen
Ira Wright
Seth Rogen
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