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Funny People

I want you and your triple XL friend to write jokes for me

George Simmons:

I want you and your triple XL friend to write jokes for me

Full Transcript

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I mean you can write jokes for me too
Duration
3 seconds
Views
317
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:30
Uploaded
Dec 06, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Universal Pictures,Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions,Madison 23,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship causes him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act.

Actors

Adam Sandler
George Simmons
Adam Sandler
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