Don't blame me for your pussy issues
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Ira Wright:
I'm going up at the Comedy & Magic Club doing stand-up. You should come watch me. Deli Manager:
Don't let him suck you in. He's not funny. Chuck:
Nah, he's right man. No way, man. That shit was painful. I mean, it was hard watching you suffer up there. I had fucking nightmares after that. Ira Wright:
That was a long time ago. That was months ago. I've gotten a lot funnier since then. Chuck:
Then you bored my wife to sleep. I couldn't get no pussy that night, man. Ira Wright:
Don't blame me for your pussy issues
I'm going up at the Comedy & Magic Club doing stand-up. You should come watch me. Deli Manager:
Don't let him suck you in. He's not funny. Chuck:
Nah, he's right man. No way, man. That shit was painful. I mean, it was hard watching you suffer up there. I had fucking nightmares after that. Ira Wright:
That was a long time ago. That was months ago. I've gotten a lot funnier since then. Chuck:
Then you bored my wife to sleep. I couldn't get no pussy that night, man. Ira Wright:
Don't blame me for your pussy issues
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It's always going up to the roof
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What time is it
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It says 3 00
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It's 3 00 God damn it I can't fucking waste time I gotta
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All right let's start my goddamn day
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I don't got time for this shit
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Movie Summary
When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship causes him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act.
