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Acting like a moron won't bring your dog back

Acting like a moronwon't bring your dog back. Then all hope is lost! Goodbye, Seymour....

Futurama • S05E02 • 1999

Acting like a moronwon't bring your dog back. Then all hope is lost! Goodbye, Seymour. Please stop crying, Fry. Here. I assumed you were justpretending to love the dog... To toy with my emotions. What have I done?You didn't do anything. Don't beat yourself up. Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someonecan love an inferior creature... Because I love you. Not in the way of the ancient Greeks,but the way a robot loves a human... A human loves a dog,and occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty. I'm going in! I'm a professor!Why isn't anyone listening to me? You can't go in because you'll melt! The fossil only has a chancebecause it's made of dolomite. I'm 40 percent dolomite!

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Acting like a moron won't bring your dog back

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Then all hope is lost

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Goodbye Seymour

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Please stop crying Fry

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Here

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I assumed you were just pretending to love the dog

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To toy with my emotions

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What have I done You didn't do anything

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Don't beat yourself up

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Fry I'm sorry

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I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature

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Because I love you

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Not in the way of the ancient Greeks but the way a robot loves a human

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A human loves a dog and occasionally a gorilla loves a kitty

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I'm going in

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I'm a professor Why isn't anyone listening to me

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You can't go in because you'll melt

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The fossil only has a chance because it's made of dolomite

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I'm 40 percent dolomite

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التصرف كالأحمق لن يعيد كلبك

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إذا لقد ضاع الأمل

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وداعا يا سيمور

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توقف عن البكاء يا فراي من فضلك

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تفضل

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إفترضت أنك كنت تتظاهر فقط بحب هذا الكلب

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لتتلاعب بعواطفي

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ما الذي فعلته أنت لم تفعل شيء

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لست الملام

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أنا آسف يا فراي

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يجب أن أفهم كيف أن شخص قد يحب مخلوق دون المستوى

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لأني أحبك

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ليس على طريقة اليونانيين القدامى لكن بالطريقة التي يحب بها الآلي إنسان

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الإنسان يحب الكلب ومن حين لآخر الغوريلا تحب القطة

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أنا سأذهب

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أنا بروفيسور لماذا لا يستمع لي أحد

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لا يمكنك الذهاب لأنك ستنصهر

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الحفرية لديها فقط فرصة لأنها تكونت من الدولوميت

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معدني 40 منه دولوميت

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Jouer à l'imbécile ne le ramènera pas

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Tout espoir est perdu

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Au revoir Semord

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Arrête de pleurer

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Tiens

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Je pensais que tu prétendais l'aimer

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pour me rendre jaloux

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Qu'est ce que j'ai fait Rien

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Ne culpabilise pas

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Je suis désolé

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J'aurais dû comprendre que tu puisses aimer un inférieur

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car je t'aime

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Pas comme en Grèce antique mais comme un robot aime un humain

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comme un humain aime un chien et parfois comme un gorille aime un chat

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J'y vais

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Je suis professeur et personne m'écoute

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Tu vas fondre

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Le fossile a une chance car il est en dolomite

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J'ai 40 de dolomite

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Niedlich Jetzt versteh ich warum sie Fry rausgeschmissen hat

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Ok du bist immer noch sauber Im übertragenen Sinn meine ich

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Er muss die Stadt verlassen haben

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Mann das könnte den ganzen Tag dauern

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11 MONATE SPÄTER

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Stimmenauszählung sieht gut aus Mr Gore

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Danke Phil

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Dann feiern wir vier Jahre mit sauberer Luft sauberer Regierung

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und verblüffenden neuen Technologien wie zum Beispiel

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Roboter Philip Fry

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BUSH GEWINNT

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ABSCHEULICHER ROBOTER IMMER NOCH FLÜCHTIG

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Zwölf Jahre sind vergangen

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und dann das

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愚行で犬は取り戻せないわ

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ならもうダメだ

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さよならシーモア

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泣かないでくれよ

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ほら

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たぶん犬を愛してるフリをして

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俺の気持ちを試した

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俺が何をした

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何も自分を責めるな

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フライごめん

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下等生物への愛情を理解すべきだった

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愛してるから

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同性愛じゃないロボットから人間への愛だ

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人間が犬をゴリラが子猫を愛するように

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俺が行く

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教授である私の話をなぜ聞かない

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行くな溶けるぞ

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ドロマイトの化石でなければな

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俺も40 はドロマイトだ

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Actuar como un tonto no te va a devolver a tu perro

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Entonces toda esperanza esta perdida

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adiós Seymour

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Por favor deja de llorar Fry aquí tienes

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Pensé que pretendías amar al perro Jugar con mis emociones

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Qué he hecho

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No hiciste nada No te pongas mal

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Fry lo siento

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Debí entender como alguien puede amar una criatura inferior Porque te quiero

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No de la manera de los Griegos pero de la manera que un robot ama a un humano

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un humano ama a un perro y ocasionalmente un gorila ama a un gatito

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Me voy a meter

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Soy el profesor Por qué nadie me escucha

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No puedes entrar porque te derretirías

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El fósil solo tiene una oportunidad porque esta hecho de dolomita

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Yo soy 40 de dolomita

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ACTING LIKE A MORON WON'T BRING YOUR DOG BACK THEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

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Sniffles GOOD BYE SEYMOUR

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Sobbing

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PLEASE STOP CRYING FRY HERE

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I ASSUMED YOU WERE JUST PRETENDING TO LOVE THE DOG

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TO TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS

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AH WHAT HAVE I DONE

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YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP

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FRY I'M SORRY

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I SHOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD HOW SOMEONE CAN LOVE AN INFERIOR CREATURE

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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

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NOT IN THE WAY OF THE ANCIENT GREEKS BUT THE WAY A ROBOT LOVES A HUMAN

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A HUMAN LOVES A DOG

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AND OCCASIONALLY A GORILLA LOVES A KITTY

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I'M GOIN' IN

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I'M A PROFESSOR WHY ISN'T ANYONE LISTENING TO ME

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YOU CAN'T GO IN BECAUSE YOU'LL MELT

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THE FOSSIL ONLY HAS A CHANCE BECAUSE IT'S MADE OF DOLEMITE

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I'M 40 PERCENT DOLEMITE Clanging

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Duration

59 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:17:25

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

2

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.