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Ah, pardon me, my good simpleton could you take us to yon castle?

Ah, pardon me, my good simpleton could you take us to yon castle? Castle? Some say unholy...

Futurama • S03E01 • 1999

Ah, pardon me, my good simpleton could you take us to yon castle? Castle? Some say unholy thingshappen up there. For example, all of us say that. Superstitious robot mumbo jumbo. Mumbo, perhaps;Jumbo, perhaps not. With all your modern science are you any closerto understanding the mystery of howa robot walks or talks? Yes, you idiot. The circuit diagram is right here on the insideof your case. I choose to believe what I was programmedto believe

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Ah pardon me my good simpleton

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could you take us to yon castle

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Castle Mumbling

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Some say unholy things happen up there

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For example all of us say that

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Grunts dismissively

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Superstitious robot mumbo jumbo

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Mumbo perhaps Jumbo perhaps not

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With all your modern science

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are you any closer to understanding

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the mystery of how a robot walks or talks

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Yes you idiot

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The circuit diagram is

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right here on the inside of your case

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I choose to believe

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what I was programmed to believe

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Horses neighing

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معذرة أيها الساذج الطيب

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أيمكنك اصطحابنا إلى قلعة يون

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يقول البعض أن أشياء سيئة تحدث في الأعلى هناك

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على سبيل المثال نحن جميعا نقول هذا

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هراء كبير من آليين مؤمنين بالخرافات

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هراء ربما كبير ربما لا

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بكل تلك المعرفة التي تمتلكها هل اقتربت من فهم

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الغموض حول كيفية مشي الآليين أو تكلمهم

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نعم أيها الأحمق مخطط الرسم البياني هنا في الداخل يشرح كل شيء

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أفضل أن أؤمن بما برمجت لأؤمن به

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Excusez moi brave crétin

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Pourriez vous nous mener au château

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On dit qu'il s'y passe des choses profanes

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En fait nous le disons tous

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Charabia de robot superstitieux

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Chara peut être Bia peut être pas

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Votre science vous aide t elle à comprendre

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par quel mystère un robot marche et parle

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Oui idiot Le schéma des circuits est là à l'intérieur de votre casier

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Je choisis de croire ce que je suis programmé pour croire

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Guckt mal Da ist eine von denen die auf unseren Schmutzfängern drauf ist

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Yosemite Sam

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Passt mal auf Ich mach sie an

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Was für ein Idiot Niemand ruft meinem Captain hinterher

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außer er ist bereit für den nächsten Schritt

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Fry bitte Das ist lieb

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aber ich würde sie nicht mal mit Dresche würdigen

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Hey sexy Mama Lass uns loslegen und abgehen in der Reihenfolge

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Hey Jumbo Wie fändest du es wenn Leela sagen würde dass du sexy bist

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und sie mit dir Sex haben will

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Ich hab fünf Minuten

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Sie sieht gut aus für ein Mädel von der Raststätte

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Nimm das zurück

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Sie sieht nicht gut aus für ein Raststätten Mädel

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失礼愚かな民よ

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あの城まで頼めるかな

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ある者は言う忌まわしい場所だと

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例えば僕たち全員がね

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迷信深いロボットめチンプンカンプンだ

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チンプンかもしれないがカンプンじゃないぞ

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現代科学で解明できるのか

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ロボットが歩いたり話したりする神秘を

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バカ者め

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この回路図を見れば仕組みは明らかだ

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プログラムされたことを信じるのみだ

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Алло Кто это

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Алло

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Что не так Опять проглотила свой телефон

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Какой то парень звонит и бросает трубку по десять раз на дню уже год как

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Мужчины которые слишком много звонят хуже всего Беспорно

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Я просто желаю приличного парня который мне позвонит

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А не этого недоноска который перепугался что не может даже ответить по телефону

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Алло

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Алло Там кто нибудь есть

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Я люблю тебя

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Ну почему я такой трусливый

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Perdone amable lugareño

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Podría llevarnos al castillo

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Algunos dicen que allí ocurren cosas perversas

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Todos nosotros lo decimos

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Memeces y sandeces de supersticiosos

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Memeces puede que sí Sandeces quizás no

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Con todos sus conocimientos alcanza a comprender

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el misterio de cómo anda o habla un robot

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Sí idiota Con un circuito aquí dentro de tu carcasa

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Prefiero creer lo que fui programado para creer

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AH PARDON ME MY GOOD SIMPLETON

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COULD YOU TAKE US TO YON CASTLE

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CASTLE Mumbling

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SOME SAY UNHOLY THINGS HAPPEN UP THERE

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FOR EXAMPLE ALL OF US SAY THAT

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Grunts Dismissively

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SUPERSTITIOUS ROBOT MUMBO JUMBO

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MUMBO PERHAPS JUMBO PERHAPS NOT

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WITH ALL YOUR MODERN SCIENCE

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ARE YOU ANY CLOSER TO UNDERSTANDING

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THE MYSTERY OF HOW A ROBOT WALKS OR TALKS

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YES YOU IDIOT

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THE CIRCUIT DIAGRAM IS

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RIGHT HERE ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR CASE

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I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE

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WHAT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO BELIEVE

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Horses Neighing

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Duration

44 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:01:55

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

1

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.