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All hail Fem-puter

All hail Fem-puter.-All hail Fem-puter! -You obey a big computer?-Yes. It appeared at time...

Futurama • S03E05 • 1999

All hail Fem-puter.-All hail Fem-puter! -You obey a big computer?-Yes. It appeared at time men die out. -Why did you make it your leader?-lt different kind of politician. Not beltway insider. Fem-puter, we bring offeringof bath beads and scented soaps. Your gift pleases Fem-puter.Why are there men on her planet?! -lt was an accident.-That does not fem-pute. Fem-puter Will returnafter deciding your punishment!

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All hail Fem puter All hail Fem puter

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You obey a big computer Yes It appeared at time men die out

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Why did you make it your leader lt different kind of politician

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Not beltway insider

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Fem puter we bring offering of bath beads and scented soaps

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Your gift pleases Fem puter Why are there men on her planet

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lt was an accident That does not fem pute

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Fem puter Will return after deciding your punishment

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تحياتنا للمرأة الحاسوبية تحياتنا للمرأة الحاسوبية

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أنتم جميعا تطيعون حاسوب كبير نعم لقد ظهرت في ظروف غامضة عند إختفاء الرجال

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إذا لماذا جعلتموها زعيمتكم لقد بدت و كأن لديها سياسات مختلفة

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ليست كتلك السائدة

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نحن نقدم لك زهور و صابون معطر أيتها المرأة الحاسوبية

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هديتكم أسعدت المرأة الحاسوبية المرأة الحاسوبية تريد أن تعرف لماذا يوجد رجال على كوكبها

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لقد كانت حادثة سيدتي هذا غير محسوب

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المرأة الحاسوبية ستعود بعد أن تقرر عقوبتكم

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Salut Femme machine Salut à toi

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Vous vénérez une machine Apparue quand hommes sont morts

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Pourquoi en avoir fait votre chef Politicienne différente

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Hors cercle politique

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Pour toi perles de bain et savons parfumés

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Ton présent plaît à Femme machine Pourquoi ces hommes sur notre planète

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C'est un accident Ca n 'explique rien

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Femme machine reviendra après avoir réfléchi à votre châtiment

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LA BREA ASPHALTGRUBEN WIE IM FERNSEHEN

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Vater ich habe dich gebeten mit mir aufs Dach des Weißen Hauses zu kommen

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damit wir offen miteinander reden können

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Ich werde nie in deine Fußstapfen treten

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Hier ist meine Rücktrittserklärung als Vizepräsident

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Nein Mein Sohn wird mich nicht so demütigen

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Eher würde ich sterben

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Vater Der Abgrund

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Der Präsident ist tot

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Glückwunsch Mr Präsident

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フェムピューター様

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フェムピューター様

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コンピューターなの

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そう

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男が絶滅彼女が現れた

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なぜリーダーに

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新しい政治求めた

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エリート官僚ダメ

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フェムピューター様これバスタイムセット

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喜んで受け取る

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だがこの私の惑星になぜ男どもがいる

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事故です

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計算不可

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男どもへの刑罰を決め再び通達に現れよう

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Saludemos a Femi ordenador Saludemos a Femi ordenador

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Obedecéis a un ordenador Sí Apareció al morir hombres

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Por qué la hicisteis líder Ser otro tipo de político

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No ser del núcleo duro

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Femi ordenador te ofrecemos esencias y jabones perfumados

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Vuestros regalos gustarme Por qué hay hombres en el planeta

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Fue un accidente Eso no lo proceso

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Femi ordenador volverá cuando decida vuestro castigo

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ALL HAIL FEMPUTER ALL HAIL FEMPUTER

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YOU ALL OBEY A BIG COMPUTER YES

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IT APPEAR MYSTERIOUSLY JUST ABOUT TIME MEN DIE OUT

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SO WHY DID YOU MAKE IT YOUR LEADER

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IT SEEM LIKE DIFFERENT KIND OF POLITICIAN

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NOT BELTWAY INSIDER

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FEMPUTER WE BRING OFFERING

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OF BATH BEADS AND SCENTED SOAPS

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YOUR GIFT PLEASES FEMPUTER

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FEMPUTER DEMANDS TO KNOW WHY THERE ARE MEN ON HER PLANET

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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT MA'AM THAT DOES NOT FEMPUTE

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FEMPUTER WILL RETURN AFTER DECIDING

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YOUR PUNISHMENT

Available in 7 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:09

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

5

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.