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And Conrad is disqualified!

Up next,the Fem-bot Bending Competition. Fem-bots? Methinks a clever man-bot,suitably...

Futurama • S05E13 • 1999

And Conrad is disqualified! Barbados Slim, my hero, takes the gold! Oh, there, there, Hermes.You did your best. If I'd wanted a human adonisfor a husband......I'd have stayed marriedto Barbados Slim. Well, enough about Hermes.I couldn't win a medal either. Even at bending,the thing I was built to do. I'm so embarrassed.I wish everybody else was dead. FEMALE ANNOUNCER:Up next,the Fem-bot Bending Competition. Fem-bots? Methinks a clever man-bot,suitably disguised......might win those events. But the charade would requiresubtlety, nuance, grace. What do you mean I'm not registered? My name is Coilette,and I'm from Robonia. - Coilette's a chick's name.- Yes. But "Robonia" sounds like somethingsomebody made up on the spot. Ever been beaten up by a guydressed like a chick? Yeah

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And Conrad is disqualified

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Barbados Slim my hero takes the gold

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Oh there there Hermes You did your best

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If I'd wanted a human adonis for a husband

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I'd have stayed married to Barbados Slim

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Well enough about Hermes I couldn't win a medal either

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Even at bending the thing I was built to do

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I'm so embarrassed I wish everybody else was dead

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FEMALE ANNOUNCER Up next the Fem bot Bending Competition

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Fem bots

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Methinks a clever man bot suitably disguised

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might win those events

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But the charade would require subtlety nuance grace

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What do you mean I'm not registered

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My name is Coilette and I'm from Robonia

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Coilette's a chick's name Yes

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But Robonia sounds like something somebody made up on the spot

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Ever been beaten up by a guy dressed like a chick

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Yeah

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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وكونراد غير مؤهل

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بربادوس سليم بطلي يأخذ الذهب

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أوه هناك هناك هيرمس فعلت افضل ما لديكم

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إذا أردت أدونيس بشري ا للزوج

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كنت قد بقيت متزوجة من باربادوس سليم

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حسن ا يكفي عن هيرميس لم أستطع الفوز بميدالية أيض ا

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حتى عند الانحناء الشيء الذي بنيت من أجله

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أنا محرج جدا أتمنى لو مات الجميع

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التالي مسابقة الانحناء Fem Bot

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فيم الروبوتات

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يظن رجل آلي ذكي مقنع بشكل مناسب

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قد تكسب تلك الأحداث

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لكن التمثيلية تتطلب الدقة والرشاقة والنعمة

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ماذا تقصد انني غير مسجل

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اسمي كوليت وأنا من روبونيا

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كوليت هو اسم كتكوت نعم

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لكن Robonia تبدو وكأنها شيء اختلقه شخص ما على الفور

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هل تعرضت للضرب من قبل رجل يرتدي زي كتكوت

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نعم

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Et Conrad se disqualifie

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Barbade Svelte mon héros est médaillé d'or

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Mon Hermes Tu as fait de ton mieux

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Si j'avais voulu un adonis pour époux

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je serais restée mariée à Barbade Svelte

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Moi non plus je n'aurais pas pu remporter l'or

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Même au pliage ce pour quoi je suis fait

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C'est si gênant J'aimerais que tout le monde meure

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Et maintenant l'épreuve de robot féminin de pliage

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Féminin

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Un robot mâle intelligemment déguisé

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doit pouvoir gagner

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Mais il me faudra faire preuve de subtilité de nuance de grâce

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Comment ça pas inscrite

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Je m'appelle Fernande je viens de Robonia

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Fernande est un nom de fille Oui

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Mais Robonia ça sonne improvisé

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T'as déjà été cogné par un type déguisé en nana

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Oui

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FERNANDE GRAND DUCHÉ DE ROBONIA

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Ich kriege ihn mit meinen verlässlichen Füßen Stampfi und Manschi

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Nein töte ihn nicht

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Wir müssen die

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GIFT ZEMENT

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Na bitte sie sind nicht mehr gefährdet Sie sind ausgestorben

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Nein sind sie nicht Ich habe einen gerettet und ich werde ihn aufziehen

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damit die Welt für immer weiß was sie verloren hat

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Du verdammter Schleimhaufen

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Nein Ich habe ihn getötet

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Er war der letzte seiner Art und ich

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Du

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Lass mich in Ruhe du

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Armes Ding

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Ich sag dir was Fry Wenn ihr versprecht mich nicht zu verklagen

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bekommst du einen Token für freien Eintritt in ein Poker Turnier

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Er hat ihn genommen Ihr habt es gesehen

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Vielleicht vielleicht aber auch nicht Was springt für mich dabei raus Bender

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OK OK Kommt wieder wenn Neu Vegas eröffnet ist

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ich gebe euch allen kostenlose Zimmer Abendessen und Karten für Céline Dion

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コンラッドは失格

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バルバドスが金メダルです

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泣かないでよく頑張ったよ

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美男子の夫が欲しいならバルバドスと離婚してない

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俺もメダルは獲れなかった

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得意のベンディングでもね

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恥ずかしくてみんな死んでほしい

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続いてフェムボットの曲げ競技です

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フェムボット

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うまく扮装して出場すれば勝てるかも

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だが繊細さとニュアンス優雅さが必要だ

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登録されてない

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公式委員

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私の名前はコイレットロボニア出身だよ

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女の名前だ

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でもロボニアが出まかせっぽい

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女装した男に殴られたい

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どうぞ

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コイレットロボニア大公国

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И Конрад дисквалифицирован

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Барбадос Стройный мой герой берёт золото

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Я здесь Гермес Ты старался как только мог

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Если бы я хотела в мужья Адониса

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я бы осталась бы с Барбадосом

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Да хватит про Гермеса Я вон тоже не смог выиграть медаль

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Даже в сгибании вещи для которой был создан

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Я так смущён Хочу чтобы они все сдохли

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А сейчас соревнование по сгибанию среди женоботов

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Женоботы

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Я умный робомужик а значит я смогу победить

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просто переодевшись

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Но чтобы решить эту шараду нужна тонкость грация нюанс

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Что вы говорите как это не зарегистрирована

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Меня зовут Коилетт я из ээ Робонии

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Подходящее имя для цыпочки не так ли Да

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Но слово Робония звучит как наскоро выдуманное

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Тебя когда нибудь избивал мужик переодетый в цыпочку

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AND CONRAD IS DISQUALIFIED

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BARBADOS SLIM MY HERO TAKES THE GOLD

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Panting OH THERE THERE HERMES

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YOU DID YOUR BEST

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IF I'D WANTED A HUMAN ADONIS FOR A HUSBAND I'D HAVE STAYED MARRIED TO BARBADOS SLIM

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WELL ENOUGH ABOUT HERMES I COULDN'T WIN A MEDAL EITHER

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EVEN AT BENDING THE THING I WAS BUILT TO DO

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I'M SO EMBARRASSED I WISH EVERYBODY ELSE WAS DEAD

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Woman UP NEXT THE FEMBOT BENDING COMPETITION

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FEMBOTS Chuckling

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METHINKS A CLEVER MANBOT SUITABLY DISGUISED MIGHT WIN THOSE EVENTS

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BUT THE CHARADE WOULD REQUIRE SUBTLETY NUANCE GRACE

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Shouting WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT REGISTERED

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MY NAME IS COILETTE AND I'M FROM UH ROBONIA

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COILETTE'S A CHICK'S NAME

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YES BUT ROBONIA SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SOMEBODY MADE UP ON THE SPOT

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EVER BEEN BEATEN UP BY A GUY DRESSED LIKE A CHICK

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Whimpers YEAH

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Whistle Blows Cheering

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Timestamp in Movie

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Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

13

Genres

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.