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At last...War has made me into a man. Whee! Please, gentlemen we must put an endto the...

Futurama • S03E02 • 1999

At last...War has made me into a man. Whee! Please, gentlemen we must put an endto the bloodshed. We have all seen too manybody bags and ball sacks. We cannot condone bouncingof the seventh variety. Enough of this crap! I'm catching the next pimpmobileout of here but before I go,I have one thing to say. Bite my shiny... metal... Stop! You can't say the next word. Up yours, chump. I said it 906 timesbefore lunch. Bender, if you say the "a" word you'll blow this whole planetstraight to the "h" word. Young man... You have the bravery of a hero and breath as freshas a summer ham

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At last War has made me into a man

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Whee

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Please gentlemen

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we must put an end to the bloodshed

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We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks

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We cannot condone bouncing of the seventh variety

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Enough of this crap

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I'm catching the next pimpmobile out of here

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but before I go I have one thing to say

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Bite my shiny metal

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Fry Stop

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You can't say the next word

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Up yours chump

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I said it 906 times before lunch

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Bender if you say the a word

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you'll blow this whole planet straight to the h word

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Both gasping

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Young man

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You have the bravery of a hero

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and breath as fresh as a summer ham

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Bender chuckling

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Laughing maniacally

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أخيرا جعلت مني الحرب رجلا

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رجاء أيها السادة يجب أن نضع نهاية لإراقة الدماء

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نحن جميعا قد رأينا الكثير من أكياس الجثث و أكياس الكرات

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لا يمكننا التغاضي عن قفزة من الدرجة السابعة

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هذا الهراء يكفي سأستقل أول شيء أجده للذهاب بعيدا عن هنا

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لكن قبل أن أذهب عندي شيء واحد سأقوله

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عـض توقف لا يمكنك قول الكلمة التالية

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اصمت أيها الأحمق لقد قلتها 906 مرة قبل الغداء

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إذا قلت تلك الكلمة يا بيندر فسوف ترسل هذا الكوكب مباشرة إلى الجحيم

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عندك شجاعة بطل أيها الشاب

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و رائحة نفس كلحم الخنزير

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La guerre m'a enfin transformé en homme

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Messieurs nous devons mettre fin à ce massacre

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Il y a eu trop de victimes chez les hommes et les boules

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On ne peut approuver un rebondissement du 7ème type

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Arrêtez vos conneries Je vais me tirer en bagnole

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Mais avant de partir j'ai une chose à dire

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Léchez mon joli petit Arrête Tu ne peux pas continuer

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Ta gueule crétin Je l'ai dit 906 fois avant le déjeuner

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Si tu dis le mot en C la planète explosera en mille morceaux

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BOMBE ARMEE

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Jeune homme vous avez le courage d'un héros

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Et l'haleine aussi fraîche qu'un jambon au soleil

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der von einem Chauvi Mann Putern regiert wurde der ein Mann Bot war

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Hast du eine Ahnung wie es ist eine Fem Bot zu sein

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die in der Welt eines Mann Bots Mann Puters lebt

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Was Nun mein sich einmischender Mann Bot

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bleibt die Frage was ich mit dir tue

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Wir brauchen eine Pause

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Der Geist ist willig aber das Fleisch ist schwammig und hat blaue Flecken

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Es Snu Snu Zeit

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Können wir nur kuscheln

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Nein

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Wir können nicht auf Bender warten

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Es ist Zeit für das Feingefühl einer Frau

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Ich nächste Snu Snu

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Aus dem Weg

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AT LAST WAR HAS MADE ME INTO A MAN

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WHEE

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PLEASE GENTLEMEN

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WE MUST PUT AN END TO THE BLOODSHED

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WE HAVE ALL SEEN TOO MANY BODY BAGS AND BALL SACKS

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WE CANNOT CONDONE BOUNCING OF THE SEVENTH VARIETY

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ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP

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I'M CATCHING THE NEXT PIMPMOBILE OUT OF HERE

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BUT BEFORE I GO I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY

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BITE MY SHINY METAL

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Fry STOP

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YOU CAN'T SAY THE NEXT WORD

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UP YOURS CHUMP

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I SAID IT 906 TIMES BEFORE LUNCH

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BENDER IF YOU SAY THE A WORD

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YOU'LL BLOW THIS WHOLE PLANET STRAIGHT TO THE H WORD

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Both Gasping

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YOUNG MAN

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YOU HAVE THE BRAVERY OF A HERO

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AND BREATH AS FRESH AS A SUMMER HAM

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Bender Chuckling

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Laughing Maniacally

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戦争のおかげで男になれたぞ

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これ以上の流血は避けるべきです

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遺体袋とタマ袋をたくさん見てきた

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第７種のバウンドは容赦できない

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ウンザリだ

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派手な車を拾って帰る

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その前に言ってやりたいことが

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かみやがれ俺の輝く

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ダメだ言うな

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なんでだ今朝も何度も言ったのに

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そのＡで始まる言葉で惑星がぶっ飛んでしまう

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起動中

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青年よ君の勇気をたたえる

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息もハムのようにさわやか

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Фрай Я скучала по тебе Ты выяснил что тебе вдруг понадобилось выяснить

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Как раз собираюсь Лила можно сыграть тебе ещё раз

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Но я и так покорена твоей игрой Пожалуйста это важно для меня

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Не понимаю что это было Не знаю

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Я разволновался в голову полезли какие то болты

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Вот это да Видела как ваза грохнулась Это типа как

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Что с тобой стряслось Ничего Я избавился от червей

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Что Зачем ты это сделал Я должен был знать кого ты полюбила

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Por fin la guerra me ha hecho un hombre

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Señores acabemos con este derramamiento de sangre

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Hemos visto demasiados hombres y pelotas muertas

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No podemos pasar por alto los botes de la 7ª variedad

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Basta de chorradas Cogeré el próximo chulo móvil que pase

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Pero antes de irme tengo algo que decir

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Chúpame mi brillante y metálico Para No digas nada más

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Tus muelas pringao Lo he dicho 906 veces antes de comer

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Si dices la palabra que empieza por C mandarás este planeta a la M

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ARMADO

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Joven tienes la valentía de un héroe

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Y el aliento tan fresco como el jamón serrano

Available in 8 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:54

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

2

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.