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Bad news, everyone

Bad news, everyone. By the time you watch this tape,I'll be gone, leaving behind...

Futurama • S02E15 • 1999

Bad news, everyone. By the time you watch this tape,I'll be gone, leaving behind nothingbut a history of failure and my original hip bones. You see,I've been lying about my age. I'm not actually 150. I'm 160. Oh, vanity, thy nameis professor Farnsworth. And now that I have nothingto live for, I've alerted the sunset squadrobots to take me away

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Bad news everyone

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By the time you watch this tape I'll be gone

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leaving behind nothing but a history of failure

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and my original hip bones

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You see I've been lying about my age

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I'm not actually 150

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I'm 160

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Oh vanity thy name is professor Farnsworth

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And now that I have nothing to live for

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I've alerted the sunset squad robots to take me away

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أخبار سيئة لكم

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بحلول الوقت الذي تشاهدون فيه الشريط سأكون قد ذهبت

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تاركا خلفي لا شيئ غير تاريخ حافل بالفشل

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وعظام الورك الخاصة بي

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كما ترون لقد كذبت بشأن عمري

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في الحقيقة أنا لست 150

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أنا 160

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يالغرور البروفيسور فرانسورث

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والآن طالما أن ليس هنالك شيء للعيش من أجله

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لقد نبهت فرقة روبوتات الغروب لتأخذني بعيدا

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Mauvaise nouvelle

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Quand vous verrez ceci je serai parti

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laissant derrière moi un passé empli d'échecs et mes hanches

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Voyez vous j'ai menti sur mon âge Je n 'ai pas 150 ans

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J'en ai 160

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O Vanité ton nom est Professeur Farnsworth

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Je n 'ai plus de raison de vivre

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alors j'ai prévenu les robots de l'Escadron du Crépuscule

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Na gut Hüttenkäse

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Sir Es gibt nicht so viele Menschen

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Da fällt mir ein Es gibt nicht so viele Menschen

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Wir warten während Sie ihre Anzahl erhöhen

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Nun 198 Milliarden Babys innerhalb weniger Wochen

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Wir brauchen supervirile Männer die's ständig bringen können

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Ich trage meinen Teil dazu bei Kif Streich meine Termine

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Warum löschen sie die Menschheit nicht aus Dann ist es vorbei

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Es ist das Warten das mich nervt Das ist dämlich

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悪い知らせだ

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これを見る頃には私はいない

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録画中

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後に残るのは失敗の歴史と元の股関節だけ

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実は年齢を偽っていた

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本当は150歳じゃなく 160歳なんだ

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虚栄心よ汝の名はファーンズワース

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もう生きる望みもない

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サンセット部隊のロボットに連絡は済ませた

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Сэр такого количества людей не существует

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Мне в голову пришла мысль такого количества людей не существует

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Мы подождем несколько недель пока вы не насобираете означенное число

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Хм м 198 миллиардов детей всего за несколько недель

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Нам понадобится целая армия супер сильных мужчин

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способных делать дело круглые сутки

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Я внесу свою лепту Киф очисти моё расписание

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Да уничтожили бы они человечество и дело с концом

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Не могу так долго ждать Идиот

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Malas noticias chicos

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y i Cuando veáis esta cinta y i me habré ido

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y i dejando atrás un historial de y i fracasos y los huesos de mi cadera

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y i Veréis he mentido sobre mi edad y i No tengo 150 años

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y i Tengo 160

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y i Oh vanidad tienes nombre y i de Profesor Farnsworth

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y i Y como no tengo ilusión y i por vivir

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y i he llamado a los robots de la y i Patrulla Ocaso para que me lleven

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BAD NEWS EVERYONE

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By the time you watch this tape I'll be gone

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leaving behind nothing but a history of failure

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and my original hip bones

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You see I've been lying about my age

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I'm not actually 150

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I'm 160

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Oh vanity thy name is Professor Farnsworth

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And now that I have nothing to live for

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I've alerted the Sunset Squad robots to take me away

Available in 8 languages

Duration

30 seconds

Views

26

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:25

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

15

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.