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Behold my handcrafted purity

Behold my handcrafted purity. The modern world can bitemy splintery wooden ass! Ahh....

Futurama • S05E14 • 1999

Behold my handcrafted purity. The modern world can bitemy splintery wooden ass! Ahh. Welcome to your new lifeof simple tranquillity. Forget that! I saythe whole world must learnof our peaceful ways... By force! ‐ what?‐ we're goin' backto civilization... To wage war on technology! What?

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Behold my handcrafted purity

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The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass

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Ahh

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Welcome to your new life of simple tranquillity

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Blows raspberry Forget that

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I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways

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By force

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All gasp

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what we're goin' back to civilization

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To wage war on technology

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What

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انظروا لنقاوتي المصنوعة يدويا

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العالم الحديث يمكنه أن يعض مؤخرتي الخشبية

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مرحبا بك في حياتك الجديدة الهادئة البسيطة

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انسي ذلك أقول أن على العالم بأسره أن يتعلم من طرقنا السلمية

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بالقوة

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ماذا سنعود للمدينة

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لشن حرب على التكنولوجيا

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ماذا

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Admirez ma pureté artisanale

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Le monde moderne peut aller se faire mettre une écharde

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Bienvenue dans une vie de simple tranquillité

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Laisse tomber Le monde doit apprendre nos m urs pacifiques

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Par la force

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Quoi

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Quoi Retour à la civilisation

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pour combattre la technologie

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Quoi

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Das grüne Chee brachte eine hohe Vielfalt von Leben im ganzen Kosmos hervor

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Aber dann aus unbekannten Gründen

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Unbekannten Gründen

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Das ist ein Aufmacher

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der die Aufmerksamkeit des Zuschauers also mir erregt

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Aus unbekannten Gründen Nett

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fing das Chee an zu schwinden

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und die Vielfalt des Lebens begann zu welken

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Die Lebensformen die wir heute kennen sind nur ein winziger Teil

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der Pracht die einmal existierte

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Aber ein paar alte Heinis die gaben dieses tolle Wissen weiter

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手作りの体を見てくれ

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現代社会に木のケツをお見舞いする

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平和な新生活へようこそ

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この平和な暮らしを世界に教えてやる

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実力行使だ

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何

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何

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文明社会に戻ってテクノロジーに戦いを挑む

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何

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Взгляните на мою безупречную ручную обработку

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А современный мир пусть укусит мой растрескавшийся деревянный зад

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Добро пожаловать в новую жизнь исполненную простоты и спокойствия

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Забудь об этом Я говорю мы должны научить весь мир идти нашим мирным путём

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Силой

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Что Мы возвращаемся назад в цивилизацию

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чтобы объявить войну технологиям

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Что

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BEHOLD MY HANDCRAFTED PURITY

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THE MODERN WORLD CAN BITE MY SPLINTERY WOODEN ASS

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AHH

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WELCOME TO YOUR NEW LIFE OF SIMPLE TRANQUILLITY

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Blows Raspberry FORGET THAT

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I SAY THE WHOLE WORLD MUST LEARN OF OUR PEACEFUL WAYS

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BY FORCE

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All Gasp

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WHAT WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO CIVILIZATION

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TO WAGE WAR ON TECHNOLOGY

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WHAT

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Duration

33 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:47

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

14

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.