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BENDER: Yep

Yep. So how's rehearsal going? Lousy. Here I've been admiringa bunch of actors while...

Futurama • S04E11 • 1999

BENDER:Yep. So how's rehearsal going? Lousy. Here I've been admiringa bunch of actors while you......a crew of genuine space heroes,risked your lives to save them. Hey, we've done heroic things too. Yeah! In the third season,I kissed Shatner. Silence! My whole world has turnedupside down. I have but one option. - Keep them and let us go?- No! To determine who is more worthyof my fanatical devotion......I shall pit you against each otherin armed combat......to the death! Where'd you get an idiotic idea like that? Episodes 19, 46, 56 and 77. Great list, except you forgot episode 66! I was getting to that one!

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BENDER Yep

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So how's rehearsal going

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Lousy Here I've been admiring a bunch of actors while you

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a crew of genuine space heroes risked your lives to save them

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Hey we've done heroic things too

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Yeah In the third season I kissed Shatner

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Silence My whole world has turned upside down I have but one option

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Keep them and let us go No

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To determine who is more worthy of my fanatical devotion

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I shall pit you against each other in armed combat

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to the death

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Where'd you get an idiotic idea like that

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Episodes 19 46 56 and 77

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Great list except you forgot episode 66

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CHUCKLING

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I was getting to that one

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MELLLVAR SCREAMS

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بأني سأهزم إليزار

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أنا لست سكران أنا مريض عقلي لكني أحببت ما قلته

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أنا كومة متحركة من أعمالك الغير منتهية يا إليزار

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لماذا لدي رسالة لك من هيلموت سبارجل

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لقد قال أنا ميت

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سبارجل ماذا فعل مات بسبب طعامه السيء

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لا لقد كان يأكل طعام صنعته أنا و بالصدفة انفجرت معدته

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و أنا هنا الآن لأنتقم له

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حسنا لكن يبدو أنك أنت من قتله ربما لكن أنت عدوه اللدود

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أنا أتحداك في معركة للطباخين

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مخزي

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حسنا ستكون ساحة المعركة في ملعب الطبخ القديم

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que je battrai Elzar

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Je suis pas bourré J'ai une maladie mentale Mais j'aime ce que t'as dit

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Elzar je suis venu pour vous rappeler vos fautes passées

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Qu'est ce que vous Spargle a un message pour vous

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Il dit Je suis mort

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Spargle Il a disparu à force d'être ennuyeux

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Il mangeait ce que j'avais cuisiné et par hasard son estomac a explosé

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Et je suis venu pour le venger

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Mais c'est vous qui l'avez tué Peut être mais vous êtes son ennemi

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Je vous défie dans un combat de chefs

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Quel scandale

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Retrouvons nous dans l'ancienne arène télévisée du Colisée de la Cuisine

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Bla bla bla

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Sei still Ich kann dich hören

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Der Professor hält dich für einen Traum

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Ach ja

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Kann ein Traum mit dir im manuasischen Garten tanzen

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Ja rein technisch gesehen Aber es ist trotzdem lieb von dir

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Und Schlitten fahren um Mitternacht

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über die Eisfelder des Hyperion

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SEMITISCHE MISS KAKAO

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Fry du musst leben

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Ich wurde von meiner eigenen Fantasie nie so romantisch behandelt

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Hier nimm meine Jacke Du scheinst zu frieren

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Danke Es ist alles so wunderschön

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Ich vergaß wie viele Hunderte von Grad es unter null sein muss

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Könnte ich doch die anderen überzeugen dass du lebst

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Das kannst du Du musst nur aufwachen

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Nein Sag das nicht Das ist echt

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私が死んでもエルザーに勝つんだ

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これがあれば必ず勝てる

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ダイヤの小瓶

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違う美味のもとじゃ

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数滴でどんな料理のうまみも引き出せる

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私はもう

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終わりだ

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師匠の恨みは俺が晴らす

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酔っ払いの怠け者たちの前で誓う

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俺は必ずエルザーを倒す

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酔ってない頭がおかしいだけだ

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その心意気は気に入った

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エルザー

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過去のツケを払ってもらうぞ

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お前

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スパーグルからの伝言だ

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que derrotaré a Elzar

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Yo no estoy borracho estoy loco Pero me gusta lo que dices

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Elzar soy un ejemplo vivo de tus asuntos pendientes

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Pero qué Helmut Spargle te envía un mensaje

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Dice Estoy muerto

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Spargle Ha muerto de aburrimiento

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No Comió lo que yo cociné y casualmente le explotó el estómago

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Yo he venido a vengarle

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Parece que tú le mataste Quizás pero tú eres su enemigo

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Te reto a un duelo de chefs

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Qué escándalo

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Está bien Nos encontraremos en el viejo y televisivo Coliseo de Cocina

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The important thing is that you defeat Elzar after I am gone

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And using this you cannot fail

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Ooh

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a diamond vial of Mrs Dash

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No It is the essence of pure flavor

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A few drops will cause the inner perfection

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of any dish to blossom forth

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exploding

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Oh there goes my

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squeaks

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life

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groaning

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all gasp

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I'll avenge you master

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I swear

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in the presence of these drunken bums

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that I shall defeat Elzar

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Oh I'm not drunk I'm mentally ill

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But I likes what you said

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Elzar I'm a walking pile

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of your unfinished business

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Why you

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Helmut Spargel has a message for you

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Duration

53 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:13:23

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

4

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.