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But I'm not a robot!

Change places! They say you're making strideswith your exploding problem. Well, the way I...

Futurama • S03E12 • 1999

But I'm not a robot! I don't likehaving disks crammed into me. Unless they're Oreos, and only inthe mouth. Don't you see? I'll die! Quit your bellyachingand take it like a robot. MAD HATTER:Change places! They say you're making strideswith your exploding problem. Well, the way I see it-- Get me out. I'd have starved if notfor that sick vending machine robot. Give me! Give me!

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But I'm not a robot I don't like having disks crammed into me

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Unless they're Oreos and only in the mouth Don't you see I'll die

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Quit your bellyaching and take it like a robot

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MAD HATTER Change places

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They say you're making strides with your exploding problem

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Well the way I see it

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Get me out I'd have starved if not for that sick vending machine robot

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Give me Give me

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دعني أخمن هو يعتقد أنه لينكولن يفترض به هذا

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المشكلة هي أنه لديه العديد من الشخصيات و جميعهم لينكولن

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لقد ولدت في 200 بيت خشبي

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وهذا هو فرانكي

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هو يعتقد أنه عامل غرفة الطعام لذا وضعوه ليعمل في غرفة الطعام

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ما أخبار العمل في غرفة الطعام يا فرانكي جيد

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يا لفرانكي المسكين

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Dingo

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Et lui il se prend pour Lincoln Il est fait pour ça

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Mais il a plusieurs personnalités Et toutes sont Lincoln

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Je suis né dans 200 cabanes en rondins

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Lui c'est Frankie

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Il se prend pour un robot de cantine Alors ils l'ont mis ici

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Tu te plais à la cantine Oui ça va

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Pauvre Frankie

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Bender das ist Frys Entscheidung Und er hat sie falsch getroffen

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es ist also Zeit für uns in sein Leben einzugreifen

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Sie liebt dich nicht wirklich Sie kann es gar nicht

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Sie ist nur eine Maschine die Halte dich von unseren Frauen fern

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Du hast Metall Fieber Metall Fieber

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Und wenn ich schon einen Roboter liebe Es tut keinem weh

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Oh Gott er hatte nie Hygieneunterricht in der Mittelstufe

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Er hat nie den Propaganda Film gesehen

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Zum Glück behalte ich immer eine Kopie im Videorekorder

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ユニット2013だみんなに紹介するよ

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ノームだよ

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まだＣＩＡの電波を拾ってるのか

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ヤツらやめないんだ

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今週のＣＩＡ食堂メニューをお知らせします

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月曜日シェパードパイ

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リンカーンだと思ってる

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Tampoco creen que yo lo soy Me llamo Unidad 2013

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Te presentaré

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Éste es Norm Aún captando mensajes de la CIA con los dientes

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Jamás paran

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y i Menú de la cafetería de la CIA y i para la semana del 15 de mayo

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y i Lunes pastel de carne

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Cucú

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NAME'S UNIT 2013 COME ON LET ME INTRODUCE YOU AROUND

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FRY MEET NORM HOW'S IT GOIN' PAL

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STILL PICKIN' UP TRANSMISSIONS FROM THE C I A ON YOUR TEETH

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THEY JUST WON'T STOP

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Woman THE C I A CAFETERIA MENU FOR THE WEEK OF MAY 15 IS AS FOLLOWS

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MONDAY SHEPHERD'S PIE

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TUES CUCKOO

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LET ME GUESS HE THINKS HE'S LINCOLN

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Duration

26 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:14

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

12

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.