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Cheer up, meat bag

Cheer up, meat bag. You barely touched your amoeba. It looked good,but I just don't...

Futurama • S01E03 • 1999

Cheer up, meat bag. You barely touched your amoeba. It looked good,but I just don't feellike eating. You want it? Nah, I'm tryingto watch my input. I need plenty of wholesome,nutritious alcohol. The chemical energykeeps my fuel cells charged. What are the cigars for? They make me look cool. Oh, I can't believethey threw me out like that. I must have beenreally acting like a jerk. Yeah, but everybody's a jerk‐‐you, me, this jerk. That's my philosophy. So, where are you going to stay? Oh, I don't know. Do refrigerators stillcome in cardboard boxes? Yeah, but the rentsare outrageous. Why don't youjust come move in with me? Really? That would be great! Y‐you sure I won't be imposing? Nah. I've always wanted a pet

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Cheer up meat bag

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You barely touched your amoeba

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It looked good but I just don't feel like eating

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You want it

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Nah I'm trying to watch my input

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I need plenty of wholesome nutritious alcohol

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The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged

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What are the cigars for

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They make me look cool

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Oh I can't believe they threw me out like that

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I must have been really acting like a jerk

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Yeah but everybody's a jerk you me this jerk

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That's my philosophy

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So where are you going to stay

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Oh I don't know

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Do refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes

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Yeah but the rents are outrageous

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Why don't you just come move in with me

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Really That would be great

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Y you sure I won't be imposing

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Nah I've always wanted a pet

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ابتهج يا كيس اللحم بالكاد لمست طفيل الأميبا خاصتك

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يبدو شهيا ولكني لا أرغب في الطعام أتريده

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لا أحاول اختيار غذائي بعناية أحتاج إلى الكثير من الكحول المغذ ي

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الطاقة الكيميائية ت بقي خلايا وقودي مشحونة

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وما الغرض من السيجار يجعلني أبدو جيدا

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لا أصد ق أنهم طردوني هكذا لا بد أن تصرفاتي كانت حمقاء

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أجل ولكن الجميع حمقى أنا وأنت وهذا الأحمق

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تلك فلسفتي أين ستقيم إذن

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لا أدري ألا تزال الثلاجات تباع داخل صناديق كرتونية

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ولكن قيمة الإيجار مرتفعة للغاية لم لا تنتقل للسكن معي

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حقا ذلك مدهش أمتأكد من أني لن أثقل عليك

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لا لطالما أردت حيوانا أليفا

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مجم ع الروبوت

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Secoue toi mon pote tu as à peine touché ton amibe

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Ca a l'air bon mais j'ai pas faim tu veux goûter

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Non je me surveille Je ne prends que de l'alcool c'est nourrissant

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L'énergie chimique recharge mes batteries à bloc

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Et le cigare c'est pour quoi Ca me donne un côté classe

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Je peux pas croire qu'on m'ait jeté il faut que je sois une tache

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Oui mais on est tous des taches Toi moi l'autre tache là

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C'est ça ma philosophie Alors où tu vas habiter

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J'en sais rien on trouve encore des grands cartons

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Oui avec des loyers exorbitants viens habiter chez moi

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Sérieusement Ce serait super Tu es sûr que ça ne t'embête pas

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Non de toute façon je voulais un chien

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Kopf hoch Fleischklops Du hast deine Amöben kaum angerührt

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Mir ist nicht nach essen Willst du sie

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Nein ich achte auf meinen Input und esse nur gesunden nahrhaften Alkohol

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Die chemische Energie hält meine Brennstoffzellen geladen

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Wozu die Zigarren Damit sehe ich cool aus

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Nicht zu fassen dass sie mich vor die Tür setzten Ich war wohl ein Idiot

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Ja aber für mich sind alle Idioten Du ich und der Idiot

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Das ist meine Philosophie Und wo wohnst du jetzt

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Keine Ahnung Werden Kühlschränke noch in großen Kartons geliefert

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Ja aber die Miete ist unverschämt Warum ziehst du nicht zu mir

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Wirklich Das wäre toll Falle ich dir nicht zur Last

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Ich hab mir immer ein Kuscheltier gewünscht

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元気出せアメーバを食べないのか

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食欲がなくてね食べる

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俺は健康にいいアルコールをたっぷり取らないと

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燃料電池を充電するためにね

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葉巻は何のため

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カッコつけるため

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追い出されるなんて僕がバカだったんだな

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誰だってバカだよ

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お前も俺も

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こいつも

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俺はそう思うね

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どこに泊まるんだ

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家を借りるなら冷蔵庫も買わなきゃ

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家賃はバカ高いぞ

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俺の所へ来れば

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本当に助かるよ

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お荷物にならない

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いいよ念願のペットだし

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ロボットアームズアパート

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Веселее мешок с мясом Ты даже не притронулся к амёбе

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Она выглядит аппетитно но мне что то не до еды Будешь

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Не а я стараюсь следить за потребляемыми калориями Мне необходимо много полезного здорового алкоголя

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Химическая энергия заряжает мои батареи

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А сигары для чего С ними я выгляжу круто

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Поверить не могу что они меня выкинули Должно быть я действительно вел себя как козел

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Да но все козлы Ты я вот этот козел

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Это моя философия Ну и где будешь жить

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Не знаю Холодильники до сих пор продают в коробках

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Да но аренда немыслимая Почему бы тебе не переехать ко мне

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Правда Было бы здорово Ты уверен что я не буду обузой

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Не а я всегда хотел завести зверюшку

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Anímate costal de carne Casi no tocaste tu ameba

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Lucía bien pero no tengo ganas de comer La quieres

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No Trato de cuidar mi ingesta

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Necesito una buena cuota de alcohol tonificante y nutritivo

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La energía química mantiene mi generador en funcionamiento

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Para qué son los puros Me hacen lucir genial

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No puedo creer que me echaran así

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Me habré comportado como un verdadero imbécil

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Sí pero todo el mundo es un imbécil

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Entonces adónde irás a vivir

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No lo sé Las neveras aún vienen en cajas de cartón

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Sí pero la renta es un abuso Y si te vienes a vivir conmigo

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De veras Sería fantástico No seré una molestia para ti

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No Siempre quise tener una mascota

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Apartamentos para Robots

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CHEER UP MEAT BAG

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YOU BARELY TOUCHED YOUR AMOEBA

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IT LOOKED GOOD BUT I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE EATING

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YOU WANT IT

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NAH I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY INPUT

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I NEED PLENTY OF WHOLESOME NUTRITIOUS ALCOHOL

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THE CHEMICAL ENERGY KEEPS MY FUEL CELLS CHARGED

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WHAT ARE THE CIGARS FOR

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THEY MAKE ME LOOK COOL

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OH I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY THREW ME OUT LIKE THAT

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I MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY ACTING LIKE A JERK

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YEAH BUT EVERYBODY'S A JERK YOU ME THIS JERK

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THAT'S MY PHILOSOPHY

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SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO STAY

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OH I DON'T KNOW

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DO REFRIGERATORS STILL COME IN CARDBOARD BOXES

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YEAH BUT THE RENTS ARE OUTRAGEOUS

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME MOVE IN WITH ME

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REALLY THAT WOULD BE GREAT

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Y YOU SURE I WON'T BE IMPOSING

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NAH I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PET

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Duration

54 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:04:46

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.