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Cursed bacteria of Liberia!

Cursed bacteria of Liberia! My own son,suspended from boarding school. - It's not my...

Futurama • S05E03 • 1999

Cursed bacteria of Liberia! My own son,suspended from boarding school. - It's not my fault, Dad.- And you, Cubert. I cloned you from one of my warts,and I can send you straight back there. What's going on? Is this angryyelling, or busted-hearing-aid yelling? - I'm afraid it's both.- What? Now, hold on.Everyone cool your daiquiris. Let's give the little vermin a chanceto explain themselves. It was self-defense, Mom. Just lookat this letter the principal sent. We were in science class......and we had finished buildinga miniature black hole. - That was easy.- Pretty scrawny black hole. It must be hungry. - Black holes don't need food.- Neither do nerds

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Cursed bacteria of Liberia My own son suspended from boarding school

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It's not my fault Dad And you Cubert

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I cloned you from one of my warts and I can send you straight back there

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What's going on Is this angry yelling or busted hearing aid yelling

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I'm afraid it's both What

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Now hold on Everyone cool your daiquiris

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Let's give the little vermin a chance to explain themselves

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It was self defense Mom Just look at this letter the principal sent

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We were in science class

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and we had finished building a miniature black hole

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That was easy Pretty scrawny black hole

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It must be hungry

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Black holes don't need food Neither do nerds

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بكتيريا ليبيريا ملعونة ابني موقوف من المدرسة الداخلية

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هذا ليس خطأي يا أبي وأنت يا كوبرت

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لقد قمت باستنساخك من واحدة من ثآليل ويمكنني أن أعيدك مباشرة إلى هناك

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ماذا يحدث هنا هل هذا صراخ غاضب أم صراخ مسدود

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أخشى أنهما كلاهما لما

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الآن انتظر الجميع يبرد ديكيريس الخاص بك

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دعونا نعطي الحشرات الصغيرة فرصة لشرح نفسها

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لقد كان دفاع ا عن النفس يا أمي انظر فقط إلى هذه الرسالة التي أرسلها المدير

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كنا في فصل العلوم

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وقد انتهينا من بناء ثقب أسود مصغر

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كان ذلك سهلا ثقب أسود هزيل جدا

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يجب أن يكون جائعا

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الثقوب السوداء لا تحتاج إلى طعام ولا المهووسين

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Nom d'une bactérie du Liberia Mon fils est renvoyé du pensionnat

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C'est pas ma faute Et toi Cubert

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Je t'ai cloné à partir d'une de mes verrues je peux t'y renvoyer

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Sont ce des cris de colère ou de sourds mal appareillés

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Les deux Quoi

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Du calme Gardez votre sang froid

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Ecoutons l'explication des petites vermines

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Je n'ai fait que me défendre Regarde la lettre du directeur

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On était en physique

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on venait de finir notre trou noir miniature

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Fastoche Il est maigrichon votre trou noir

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Il doit avoir faim

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Les trous noirs ne mangent pas Les péquenots non plus

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Aufgabe erledigt

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Fry ist tot

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Kein anderer Roboter hätte das geschafft

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Das waren zwölf Jahre unermüdlicher Verfolgung

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Aber schließlich habe ich meinen besten Freund gefunden und getötet

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Ich bin der Größte

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Zeitcode und Gehorsamkeitsvirus gelöscht

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Außerdem 50 Terabytes Porno Hey

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Jetzt hast du keinen Code keinen Porno und du bist hässlich

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Tanzen wir

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Es stimmt Fry wird uns allen fehlen

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僕は飲めないノドから血が出る

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ガキだなジーマでも飲みな

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ケンカは酔ってからね

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自家醸造しよう

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ビールを

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養護施設の子は作ってたよ

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リベリアの細菌め

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息子が停学処分とは

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間違いだ

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キューバート我がクローンよ

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肛門に戻すぞ

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何の騒ぎだ

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怒ってる補聴器が壊れた

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両方だ

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何と

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みんな落ち着いて

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本人の言い分も聞きましょ

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Los copos de metal me destrozan la garganta

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El niño quiere una Zima

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Las peleas para cuando estemos borrachos

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Elaboremos nuestra cerveza

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Sabes hacerlo

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Claro En el orfanato la hacían los niños

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Maldita bacteria de Liberia Suspendieron a mi hijo

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No es culpa mía Y tú Cubert

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Te cloné de mi verruga y puedo devolverte a ella

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Qué pasa Gritas porque estás enojado o por sordo

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Las dos cosas Qué

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Un momento Enfría los daiquiris

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Dejemos que esas sabandijas se expliquen

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Fue en defensa propia mamá Lee esta carta del director

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I CAN'T DRINK THAT THE METAL SHAVINGS MAKE MY THROAT BLOODY

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WAAH WAAH BABY WANTS A ZIMA

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HEY HEY WE CAN ALL FIGHT WHEN WE'RE DRUNK

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NOW LISTEN WHY DON'T WE JUST BREW OUR OWN BEER

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YOU CAN BREW YOUR OWN BEER SURE

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THE KIDS AT THE ORPHANARIUM USED TO DO IT ALL THE TIME

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Choir

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CURSED BACTERIA OF LIBERIA

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MY OWN SON SUSPENDED FROM BOARDING SCHOOL

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IT'S NOT MY FAULT DAD AND YOU CUBERT

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I CLONED YOU FROM ONE OF MY WARTS

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AND I CAN SEND YOU STRAIGHT BACK IN THERE

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NAH UH WHAT'S GOING ON

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IS THIS ANGRY YELLING OR BUSTED HEARING AID YELLING

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I'M AFRAID IT'S BOTH WHAT

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NOW HOLD ON EVERYONE COOL YOUR DAIQUIRIS

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LET'S GIVE THE LITTLE VERMIN A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES

Available in 7 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

46

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:48

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

3

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.