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Damn it, it won't go on!

Damn it, it won't go on! That's because you're not me. Hooray, it won't go on! The...

Futurama • S06E06 • 1999

Damn it, it won't go on! That's because you're not me. Hooray, it won't go on! The bureaucra-scanwon't let anyone but the assignedbureaucrat log in. Identity confirmed. Also, you have a rectangularmass in your colon. That's a calculator.I ate it to gain its power. You locate InspectorFive while I slip intomy ass-kicking feet. Sweet file-not-found-of-Puegot Sound. His record's been blanked. Aw, man. How am I gonna findsome anonymous guy I don't know anything about? I recommend the men's roomat the TWA terminal

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Damn it it won't go on

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That's because you're not me

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Hooray it won't go on

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The bureaucra scan won't let anyone

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but the assigned bureaucrat log in

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Identity confirmed

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Also you have a rectangular mass in your colon

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That's a calculator I ate it to gain its power

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You locate Inspector Five while I slip into my ass kicking feet

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Sweet file not found of Puegot Sound

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His record's been blanked

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Aw man

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How am I gonna find some anonymous guy

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I don't know anything about

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I recommend the men's room at the TWA terminal

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Saleté ça ne marche pas

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C'est parce que tu n'es pas moi

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Houra ça ne marche pas

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Le bureaucra scan ne laisse se connecter personne d'autre

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que le bureaucrate assigné

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Identité confirmée

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Et aussi vous avez une masse rectangulaire dans votre colon

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C'est une calculette Je l'ai mangée pour prendre ses capacités

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Localise l'inspecteur Cinq pendant que j'enfile mes pieds botte culs

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Par tous les Saints fichier non trouvé

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Son dossier a été effacé

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Ho mec

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Comment vais je trouver un type anonyme

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dont je ne sais rien du tout

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Je recommande les toilettes des hommes au terminal TWA

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Verdammt er will nicht angehen

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Das liegt daran dass du nicht ich bist

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Juhu er geht nicht an

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Der Bürokra Scan sorgt dafür dass sich niemand außer der beauftrage Bürokrat einloggen kann

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Identität bestätigt

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Außerdem haben Sie einen rechteckigen Gegenstand in Ihrem Dickdarm

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Das ist ein Taschenrechner Ich habe ihn gegessen um seine Energie gewinnen

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Du machst Inspektor Fünf ausfindig während ich in meine Arschtreter Füße schlüpfe

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Blöder Datei nicht gefunden Sound

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Seine Einträge wurden gelöscht

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Oh Mann

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Wie soll ich einen unbekannten Typ finden von dem ich nichts weiß

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Ich empfehle die Herrentoilette im TWA Terminal des JFK

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Чёрт меня не пускает

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Потому что ты не я

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Ура меня не пускает

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Бюрокро скан не пустит никого

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кроме назначенного бюрократа

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Личность установлена

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Кроме того в вашей прямой кишке прямоугольный объект

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Это калькулятор Я съел его чтоб обрести его мощь

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Найди инспектора 5 пока я надеваю ступни модели Надери задницу

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Святой файл не найден из Пьюджит Саунда

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Его анкету стерли

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Вот чёрт

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Как я найду неизвестного парня

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о котором даже ничего не знаю

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Рекомендую туалет в терминале аэропорта

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Maldición no sigue

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Eso es porque tu no eres yo

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Hooray no sigue

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El burocra scan no deja que nadie

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mas que el burocrata asignado entre

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Identidad confirmada

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Tambien tiene una masa rectangular en el colon

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Es una calculadora La comí para obtener su poder

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Localiza al Inspector Cinco mientras me pongo mis pies para patear traseros

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Dulce sonido de Archivo no encontrado de puegot

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Su archivo ha sido borrado

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Aw mano

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Ahora como voy a encontrar a un tipo anonimo

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del que no sé nada

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Recomiendo el baño de hombres en la Terminal de la TWA

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Once I log in I can access Inspector 5's profile

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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Damn it it won't go on

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That's because you're not me

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Hooray it won't go on

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The bureaucra scan won't let anyone

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but the assigned bureaucrat log in

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AUTOMATED VOICE READING

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Also you have a rectangular mass in your colon

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That's a calculator I ate it to gain its power

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You locate Inspector 5 while I slip into my ass kicking feet

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GASPS Sweet file not found of Puget Sound

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His record's been blanked

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Oh man

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How am I gonna find some anonymous guy I don't know anything about

Available in 6 languages

Duration

42 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:21

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

6

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.