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Destiny has cheated me

Destiny has cheated me...By forcing me to decide upon... The woman that I idolize...Or the...

Futurama • S05E16 • 1999

Destiny has cheated me...By forcing me to decide upon... The woman that I idolize...Or the hands of an automaton... Without these hands I can 't complete...The opera that was captivating her... But if I keep them...And she marries him... Then he probably won't...Want me dating her... Bravo! Encore! I can 't believe the devil...Is so unforgiving... I can 't believe...Everybody's just ad-Libbing... By the power vested in me...By the state of New New York... No! Stop! Take my hands! You evil, metal dork

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Destiny has cheated me By forcing me to decide upon

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The woman that I idolize Or the hands of an automaton

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Without these hands I can 't complete The opera that was captivating her

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But if I keep them And she marries him

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Then he probably won't Want me dating her

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Bravo Encore

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I can 't believe the devil Is so unforgiving

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I can 't believe Everybody's just ad Libbing

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By the power vested in me By the state of New New York

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No Stop Take my hands

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You evil metal dork

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Le destin me fait souffrir En me forçant à choisir

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Entre la femme que je désire Et les mains de ce satyre

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Sans ces mains je ne peux achever L 'opéra qui l'a captivée

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Mais si je décide de les garder Elle devra l'épouser

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Et il refusera sûrement Que je sois son amant

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Bravo Encore

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Je n 'arrive pas à croire que le diable Ainsi les martyrise

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Je n 'arrive pas à croire Que tout le monde ainsi improvise

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Par les pouvoirs qui me sont conférés Par l'Etat de New New York

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Non Stop Prends mes mains

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Espèce de sale tête de torque

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Wirst du ihre DNS beschützen oh großer Enzyklopode

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Ich denke ich sollte Wartet mal wo ist es hin

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Was Na ja auf jeden Fall

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werde ich die DNS des Homo sapiens aufheben

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Ich dachte du hebst nur die DNS von gefährdeten Spezies auf

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Lebt wohl

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Ich denke er hat mich nicht gehört Nun

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sieht aus als ob das jetzt alles zu einem Ende kommt

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Hiermit verhafte ich euch Flüchtige wegen 53 Fällen von Flüchtigkeit

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Kif treib sie zusammen Und verschone mich einmal mit dem müdem Seufzer

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Kif Wartet auf mich

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手を残し彼女のためにオペラを書けば

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彼女は悪魔と結婚する

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僕はもう彼女とデートもできない

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ブラボーアンコールだ

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悪魔がこれほど容赦ないとは

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全部アドリブなんて信じられない

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新ニューヨークに与えられた権限により

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ダメだやめろ

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持っていけ

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この悪魔

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金属ヤロウめ

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オペラ中に手術最高に退廃的ね

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興味が失せるとこだった

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チョコレートをかけて

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ああそこよ

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Судьба меня обманом заставляет решать чего лишиться мне

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Своей любимой или робо рук

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Без них мне не закончить оперу которая её пленила

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А руки сохраню она его женою станет

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Тогда уж мы не встретимся вовек

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Бра ваа Биззз

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Я и не знал что дьявол так неумолим

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Я и не знал что всё это экспромтом

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Властью данной мне Штатом Новый Нью Йорк

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Нет Стой Возьми мои руки

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Ты злой железный негодяй

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El destino me ha defraudado obligándome a decidir por

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La mujer que idolatro o las manos de un autómata

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Sin estas manos no puedo completar la ópera que la cautiva

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Pero si las conservo ella se casa con él

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cuando él probablemente no quiere quedarse con ella

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Bravo El bis

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No lo puedo creer el diablo sea tan inclemente

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No puedo creer como improvisan todo

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Por el poder que me otorga el estado de Nueva New York

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No Alto Lleva mis manos

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Tú el mal estúpido de metal

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THE OPERA THAT WAS CAPTIVATING HER

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BUT IF I KEEP THEM AND SHE MARRIES HIM

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THEN HE PROBABLY WON'T WANT ME DATING HER

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Cheering AH ROO

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Mispronounces Terms BRAVO ENCORE

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DEVIL IS SO UNFORGIVING

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I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYBODY'S JUST AD LIBBING

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Groaning

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BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE STATE OF NEW NEW YORK

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NO STOP

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TAKE MY HANDS

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YOU EVIL METAL DOG

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Crying Cackling

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Gasps AAAH

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SURGERY IN AN OPERA HOW WONDERFULLY DECADENT

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AND JUST AS I WAS BEGINNING TO LOSE INTEREST

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JOMBEE THE CHOCOLATE ICING

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OH OH MY YES

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Duration

56 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:11

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

16

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.