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Don't blame yourself, kif

Don't blame yourself, kif. We were doomed from the start. Nothing remains now but for the...

Futurama • S02E01 • 1999

Don't blame yourself, kif. We were doomed from the start. Nothing remains now but for the captainto go down with the ship. Why, that's surprisingly nobleof you, sir. No. It's nobleof you, kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, captain. Okay, we just have to get from here to the escape pods

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Don't blame yourself kif

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We were doomed from the start

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Nothing remains now

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but for the captain to go down with the ship

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Why that's surprisingly noble of you sir

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No It's noble of you kif

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As of now you're in command

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Congratulations captain

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Sighs

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People screaming

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Okay we just have to get

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from here to the escape pods

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Thudding

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لا تلم نفسك يا كيف كان مقد را لنا الهلاك من البداية

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لم يبق الآن سوى سقوط الرب ان مع سفينته

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هذا تصرف نبيل منك على غير المتوقع سيدي

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لا بل هو تصرف نبيل منك أنت إذ أنك تتولى القيادة من هذه اللحظة

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تهاني حضرة الرب ان

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حسنا ما علينا سوى الانتقال من هنا إلى حجيرات النجاة

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Ne vous reprochez rien On était voués à l'échec

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Le capitaine n'a plus qu'à sombrer avec son navire

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Cette attitude vous honore Non c'est vous qu'elle honore

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Car maintenant vous commandez

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Mes félicitations capitaine

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On doit traverser le vaisseau pour atteindre les navettes de secours

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lhr verehrt eine scharfe Atombombe

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Ja wir sind aber nicht sehr religiös

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Das ist mehr für Weihnachten und Ostern

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Nibbler

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Komm zu Papa mein kleiner Liebling

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Leben hier Alligatoren die ins Klo geschmissen wurden

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Das ist nur eine Großstadtlegende

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Und was ist das Krokodile

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Das sind unsere Haustiere

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Wenn sie zu groß werden spülen wir sie in die Kanalisation

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Da lebt eine Gattung von Untermutanten

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君のせいじゃないこれが定めなんだ

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船長たるもの船と運命を共にすべし

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意外にも立派ですね

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立派なのは君だなぜなら

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船長に昇進だおめでとう

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ここから脱出ポッドに向かわなくちゃ

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タイタニックフロアガイド

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Не вини себя Киф Мы были обречены с самого начала

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Капитану ничего не остается как погибнуть вместе с кораблем

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Какое неожиданное благородство с вашей стороны Нет с твоей

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Так как с этого момента ты главный

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Мои поздравления капитан

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Ладно Нам просто нужно добраться отсюда к спасательным капсулам

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Vamos antes de que sea demasiado tarde

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Vayan sin mí Voy a echar un último vistazo

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Ya saben buscaré algo qué robar

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Vas a regresar por la condesa verdad

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Sí así es Pero no quiero que los demás lo sepan

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Si no regreso sólo diles que morí asaltando a algún anciano

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Les diré que moriste arrancándole el anillo de boda de su frío dedo muerto

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Te quiero amigo

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Condesa Condesa

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DON'T BLAME YOURSELF KIF

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WE WERE DOOMED FROM THE START

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NOTHING REMAINS NOW

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BUT FOR THE CAPTAIN TO GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP

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WHY THAT'S SURPRISINGLY NOBLE OF YOU SIR

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NO IT'S NOBLE OF YOU KIF

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AS OF NOW YOU'RE IN COMMAND

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CONGRATULATIONS CAPTAIN

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Sighs

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People Screaming

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OKAY WE JUST HAVE TO GET

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FROM HERE TO THE ESCAPE PODS

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Thudding

Available in 8 languages

Duration

30 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:32

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

1

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.