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Every Christmas, Mom would get a goose for goose burgers

Me. Hermes Conrad

Futurama • S02E08 • 1999

Every Christmas, Mom would get a goosefor goose burgers. Dad would whip up his special eggnogout of bourbon and ice cubes. This dumb holiday just makes me thinkof all I left behind. - Let's just stop talking about Xmas.- Happy Xmas, Xmas people! Xmas cards have arrived! Xmas! Amy, there you go. Fry. Professor.Zoidberg. A mighty haul for Bender. Yes, I got the most! I win Xmas! And last but not least,the sweet flower of the office: Me. Hermes Conrad

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Every Christmas Mom would get a goose for goose burgers

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Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes

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This dumb holiday just makes me think of all I left behind

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Let's just stop talking about Xmas Happy Xmas Xmas people

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Xmas cards have arrived Xmas

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Amy there you go Fry Professor Zoidberg

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A mighty haul for Bender

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Yes I got the most I win Xmas

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And last but not least the sweet flower of the office

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Me Hermes Conrad

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كل عيد ميلاد كانت أمي تحضر لنا الإوز لشطائر الإوز

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وكان أبي يعد لنا شراب البيض من الويسكي و مكعبات الثلج

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هذه الإجازة اللعينة جعلتني أتذكر كل ما تركته خلفي

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لنتوقف عن الحديث عن عيد الميلاد عيد سعيد عيد سعيد

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للتو وصلت بطاقات العيد عيدالميلاد

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إيمي هذه لك فراي بروفيسور زويدبرغ

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و باقي الحزمة لـ بندر

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أجل لقد نلتها جميعا أنا الفائز في العيد

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وأخيرا و ليس آخرا زهرة المكتب الجميلة

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أنا هرميس كورنارد

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A chaque Noël maman nous faisait de l'oie hachée

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Papa faisait une super boisson avec du bourbon et des glaçons

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Cette fête stupide me rappelle tout ce à quoi j'ai renoncé

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Arrêtons de parler d'Elno Joyeux Elno Joyeux Elno

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Des cartes d'Elno Elno

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Amy tiens Fry Professeur Zoidberg

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Un paquet pour Bender

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Super J'ai reçu le plus de cartes Je gagne Elno

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Et enfin la petite fleur du bureau

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Moi Hermes Conrad

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DIE MASKIERTE EINHEIT

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Oh je Die Maskierte Einheit

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Du hast ihn ausgeknockt

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Ich bin beeindruckt

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Ich bin der Beauftragte des Ultimate Robot Fighting

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Ich bin ein Kenner von Mistkerlen die im Kino Kämpfe anzetteln

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und bist der größte den ich je sah

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Sie sollten mich bei Beerdigungen sehen

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Junge Ich will dich in der Ultimate Robot Fighting Liga

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Ultimate Robot Fighting

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Klingt angenehm Ich mach es

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Mein Held

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Ach solche Filme werden einfach nicht mehr gemacht

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母さんはガチョウのバーガーを

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父さんはバーボンのエッグノッグを作ってくれた

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昔を思い出して恋しくなりそうだ

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エックスマスの話はよそう

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エックスマスおめでとうカードが届いたよ

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エックスマス

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エイミー

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フライ教授先生も

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ベンダーにはこんなに

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やったぞ俺の勝ちだ

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そして最後は我が社に咲く美しい花

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ハーミスコンラッド

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Я выискиваю придурков которые дерутся в кинотеатрах Но равных тебе я не видел

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Ты меня еще не видел на похоронах Я тебя приглашаю в Лигу Борьбы Роботов

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Лига Борьбы Роботов Клево я готов

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Мой герой

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Больше таких фильмов не делают

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Я буду величайшим роботом борцом всех времен и народов

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Руки моей железной боятся как огня

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Бендер ты не можешь участвовать в чемпионате роботов Это самое жестокое соревнование в галактике

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Mi madre compraba un ganso para hacer hamburguesas

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Y mi padre preparaba un ponche con whisky y cubitos de hielo

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Estas fiestas me recuerdan lo que he perdido

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No hablemos de la Navidad Feliz Navidad

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Han llegado las felicitaciones de Navidad

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Amy toma Fry Profesor Zoidberg

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Y ésta es para Bender

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Soy el que más tengo Yo gano

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Y por último para la tierna flor de la agencia

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Yo Hermes Conrad

Available in 7 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:47

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

8

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.