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Excuse me. Hi.Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City. My carbroke down, and my aunt's...

Futurama • S05E06 • 1999

Excuse me. Hi.Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City. My carbroke down, and my aunt's sick. She needs this medicine, but I needbus money, so I'm mugging you. -Hand over your wallets!-I don't believe that story for a second. -It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you!-There's no bus to Jersey City. Give me your wallets now,or my robot will shoot! Don't make me hurt you. I'm too scared to find my pocket. Here, I'll just take off my pantsand give you those. Hey! I don't like what I'm seeing!Give it to him, Andrew!

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Excuse me Hi Do you have a minute

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I live in Jersey City My car broke down and my aunt's sick

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She needs this medicine but I need bus money so I'm mugging you

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Hand over your wallets I don't believe that story for a second

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It doesn't matter I'm mugging you There's no bus to Jersey City

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Give me your wallets now or my robot will shoot

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Don't make me hurt you

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I'm too scared to find my pocket

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Here I'll just take off my pants and give you those

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Hey I don't like what I'm seeing Give it to him Andrew

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معذرة مرحبا هل لديك دقيقة

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أنا أعيش في جيرسي سيتي سيارتي انهارت وعمتي مريضة

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إنها بحاجة لهذا الدواء لكني أحتاج نقود الحافلة لذا أنا أنهبك

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سلم محافظك لا أصدق هذه القصة للحظة

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لا يهم أنا أنهبك لا يوجد حافلة إلى مدينة جيرسي

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أعطني محافظك الآن أو الروبوت بلدي سوف تبادل لاطلاق النار

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لا تجعلني أؤذيك

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أنا خائفة جدا من العثور على جيبي

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هنا أنا فقط سأخلع سروالي وأعطيك هذه

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يا هذا لا يعجبني ما أراه أعطه إياه يا أندرو

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Vous auriez un instant

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J'habite loin Ma caisse est en panne et ma tante est malade

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Il lui faut des médocs et je dois payer le bus alors je vous attaque

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Filez moi votre fric Je crois pas vos sornettes

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Peu importe Je vous attaque Aucun bus ne va à Loin

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Filez le fric ou mon robot tire

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Ne me forcez pas à vous faire du mal

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J'ai trop peur pour trouver mes poches

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J'enlève mon fut et je vous le donne

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Ça fait peur à voir Tire Andrew

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Wernstrom wollte mich warnen aber ich war zu stur

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Hermes ruf Wernstrom an damit ich mich entschuldigen kann

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Ogden Wernstrom

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Sag ihm ich bin nicht da

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Professor Also gut

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Wernstrom ich habe mich wie ein aufgeblasener Narr aufgeführt

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Schauen Sie in Ihr Herz und vergeben Sie mir

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Ihr klitzekleines Herz

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Würden Sie eine wissenschaftliche Zusammenarbeit in Betracht ziehen

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Es wäre mir eine Ehre

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少しいいですか

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車が壊れてしまって

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病気のおばに薬を届けるバス代がない

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財布を出せ

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そんな話信じない

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知るか強盗だ

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バスなんて通ってない

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俺のロボットが撃つぞ

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言うことを聞け

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手が震えて財布を出せない

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だからズボンをあげるよ

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そんなもの見たくない

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撃て

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EXCUSE ME HI DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE

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I LIVE IN JERSEY CITY AND MY CAR BROKE DOWN AND I NEED TO GET BACK 'CAUSE MY AUNT'S REAL SICK

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SHE NEEDS THIS MEDICINE I NEED MONEY FOR THE BUS I'M MUGGING YOU HAND OVER YOUR WALLETS

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I DON'T BELIEVE THAT STORY IT DOESN'T MATTER I'M MUGGING YOU

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THERE'S NO BUS TO JERSEY CITY

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GIVE ME YOUR WALLETS NOW OR MY ROBOT'LL SHOOT

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DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU Both Gasping

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Shuddering I'M TOO SCARED TO FIND MY POCKET

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HERE I'LL JUST TAKE OFF MY PANTS AND GIVE YOU THOSE

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HEY I DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M SEEING

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GIVE IT TO HIM ANDREW Screaming

Available in 6 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:20

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

6

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.