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FARNSWORTH: Oh, my!

Oh, my! So you see,the putrid, waxy substance... -...I was coated with was---Not precious...

Futurama • S05E11 • 1999

FARNSWORTH:Oh, my! So you see,the putrid, waxy substance... -...I was coated with was---Not precious ambergris? Yes! And I managed to sneak some outin the usual place. Using that, I'll make you a perfumeof lilac and jasmine and frankenberry. Oh, Kif, it's so romantic,I can't even wait! I'm gonna wear it right now. -Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?-I do! Kiss me, Kif

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FARNSWORTH Oh my

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So you see the putrid waxy substance

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I was coated with was Not precious ambergris

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Yes And I managed to sneak some out in the usual place

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Using that I'll make you a perfume of lilac and jasmine and frankenberry

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Oh Kif it's so romantic I can't even wait

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I'm gonna wear it right now

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SPITTING

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GROANING

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Who smells like freaking porpoise hork I do

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Kiss me Kif

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يا إلهي

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لذا كما ترين تلك المادة كريهة الرائحة

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التي كانت تغطيني هي العنبر

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نعم و قد تمكنت من إخفاء البعض منها

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بإستخدام هذه سأصنع لك عطر من الليلك والياسمين والفرانكن بيري

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هذا رومانسي جدا يا كيف لا أستطيع الإنتظار

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سأضع منه الآن

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من هذا الذي تبدو رائحته كرائحة قيء الدلافين أنا

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ق ب لني يا كيف

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Bon sang

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Donc cette substance putride

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sur moi était De l'ambre gris

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Oui Et j'ai pu en voler un peu

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A partir de ça je vais te créer un parfum au lilas au jasmin et à la franken boise

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C'est si romantique Je ne peux pas attendre

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Je vais le porter dès maintenant

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Qui sent le marsouin C'est moi

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Embrasse moi Kif

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Schade dass ich nicht schon früher aufgegeben habe

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Verzage nicht Titanius Denn wir haben noch eine Hoffnung

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Die Höhle der Hoffnungslosigkeit

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Erzählt mir dann wie's gelaufen ist

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Halt Seid ihr auf der Liste Ich seh euch nicht auf der Liste

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Diese Dumpfbacke mach ich fertig Ich mach das schon

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Mein Cousin ist in der Band Bei den fidelen Fiedlern

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Wir sind schon drin gewesen Ich muss nur meinen Mantel holen

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ロウ状の物質が私の体についてて

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アンバーグリス

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そして何とか少量をくすねてきた

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それをベースに香水を作ったライラックとジャスミンと

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すごくロマンチック今すぐつけてみるわ

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イルカの死体のニオイ

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私のニオイよ

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キスして

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О Боже

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Видишь ли гнилая скользкая масса

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которой я был покрыт была Не драгоценной амброй случайно

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Да И мне удалось припрятать немного в обычном месте

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С помощью этого я сделаю тебе духи из сирени и жасмина и франклубники

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О Киф это так романтично что я не в силах ждать

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Прямо сейчас надушусь

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Кто воняет как дельфинья блевотина Я

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Киф поцелуй меня

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Farnsworth OH MY

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SO YOU SEE THE PUTRID WAXY SUBSTANCE I WAS COATED WITH WAS

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NOT PRECIOUS AMBERGRIS

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YES AND I MANAGED TO SNEAK SOME OUT IN THE USUAL PLACE

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TA DAH

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USING THAT

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I'LL MAKE YOU A PERFUME OF LILAC AND JASMINE AND FRANKEN BERRY

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OH KIF IT'S SO ROMANTIC

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I CAN'T EVEN WAIT I'M GONNA WEAR IT RIGHT NOW

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Spitting BAH PAH

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Guests Groaning Coughing

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WHO SMELLS LIKE FREAKING PORPOISE HORK

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I DO KISS ME KIF

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Both Moaning

Available in 7 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:27

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.