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FARNSWORTH: Pazoozoo?

I can't quite read the sign

Futurama • S05E07 • 1999

FARNSWORTH:Pazoozoo? Pazoozoo? Hey, Grandpa!Move your wrinkly old keister! Shut up! For heaven's gate! This ship can do 99 percent light speed.Why are we going 35 miles an hour? Because we're in a hurry, that's why! Plus, you have the high beams on! FARNSWORTH:I can't quite read the sign

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BRAKES SQUEALING

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HORNS HONKING

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FARNSWORTH Pazoozoo

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Pazoozoo

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Hey Grandpa Move your wrinkly old keister

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Shut up

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For heaven's gate

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This ship can do 99 percent light speed Why are we going 35 miles an hour

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Because we're in a hurry that's why

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Plus you have the high beams on

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FARNSWORTH I can't quite read the sign

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بزوزو

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بزوزو

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ابعد مؤخرتك المتجعدة هذه من هنا أيها الجد

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إصمت

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بحق السماء يا بروفيسور

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هذه السفينة يمكنها الطيران بسرعة 99 من سرعة الضوء لماذا تطير بسرعة 35 ميل في الساعة

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لأننا في عجلة من أمرنا

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بالإضافة إلى ان سلاح الأشعة يعمل

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لا يمكنني قراءة اللافتات كاملة

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Pazoozoo

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Pazoozoo

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Pépé Bouge ton cul de là

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La ferme

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S'il vous plaît

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Ce vaisseau peut aller à la vitesse de la lumière

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Pourquoi faire du 55 km h

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Parce qu'on est pressés

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Et vous êtes en pleins faisceaux

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J'arrive pas à lire le panneau

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Kellner nehmen Sie den gebackenen Mozzarella und backen sie weiter

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Der Tentakel kommt auf die Erde zu Wir können ihn nicht stoppen

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King Kong ist zu alt er kann uns diesmal nicht helfen

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Uns bleibt nur eine Hoffnung Herr Präsident

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Wir müssen den gesamten Planeten mit einer Schutzhülle umgeben

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Und zwar mit meinem patentierten ultraharten Diamantium

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Diamantium

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Das kann ich sogar ohne meine dritten Zähne durchbeißen

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パズズ

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パズズ

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ジジイシワシワの尻をどけろ

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うるさい

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この宇宙船は光速99 出せるのに

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なぜ時速56キロで

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急いでるからだよ

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それにハイビームのまま

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宇宙の東半分へは右３車線

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標識が読めないだろ

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Pazoozoo

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Pazoozoo

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Abuelo Aparta tu arrugado trasero

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Cállate

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Por el amor de Dios

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Podemos llegar al 99 de la velocidad de la luz Por qué va a 55 km h

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Porque tenemos prisa

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Además ha encendido las largas

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Apenas leo la señal

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MITAD ESTE DEL UNIVERSO LOS 3 CARRILES DE LA DERECHA

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Turn Signal Clicking Brakes Screeching

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Horns Honking

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Farnsworth PAZUZU

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OH PAZUZU

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HEY GRANDPA MOVE YOUR WRINKLY OLD KEISTER

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SHUT UP

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FOR HEAVEN'S GATE PROFESSOR THIS SHIP CAN DO 99 PERCENT LIGHT SPEED

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WHY ARE WE GOING 35 MILES AN HOUR

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BECAUSE WE'RE IN A HURRY THAT'S WHY

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PLUS YOU HAVE THE HIGH BEAMS ON Headlights Humming

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Farnsworth I CAN'T QUITE READ THE SIGN

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Duration

33 seconds

Views

22

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:30

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

7

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.