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For my next trick, notice I have nothing up my sleeves

For my next trick,notice I have nothing up my sleeves... And nothing in my head. So if my...

Futurama • S05E02 • 1999

For my next trick,notice I have nothing up my sleeves... And nothing in my head. So if my lovely assistantwill kindly supply me... With an ordinary,non-Fake pitcher of milk. Behold! The milk has vanished! Exiled, perhaps, to another dimension! Amazing! That's why they callyou Bender the Magnificent. No, it isn't. They discovered an intact 20th-Centurypizzeria, like the one I used to work at! Interesting. No, wait, the other thing.Tedious. Let's check it out. You can seehow I lived before I met you. You lived before you met me?Sure. Lots of people did. Really

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For my next trick notice I have nothing up my sleeves

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And nothing in my head

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So if my lovely assistant will kindly supply me

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With an ordinary non Fake pitcher of milk

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Behold The milk has vanished

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Exiled perhaps to another dimension

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Amazing That's why they call you Bender the Magnificent

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No it isn't

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They discovered an intact 20th Century pizzeria like the one I used to work at

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Interesting No wait the other thing Tedious

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Let's check it out You can see how I lived before I met you

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You lived before you met me Sure Lots of people did

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Really

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لخدعت ي القادمة لاحظ أنه ليس لدي شيء في أكمامي

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ولا شيء في رأسي

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و مساعدي الرائع سوف يعطيني

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إبريق عادي غير مزيف من الحليب

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إنظر الحليب إختفى

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ربما قد ذهب إلى ب عد آخر

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مدهش ل هذا يلقبونك بالساحر بيندر

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لا لا يفعلون

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لقد اكتشفوا مطعم بيتزا من القرن العشرين مثل الذي كنت أعمل فيه

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مثير للإهتمام لا إنتظر كلمة أخرى ممل

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دعنا نذهب إليه يمكنك أن ترى كيف كنت أعيش قبل أن اقابلك

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كنت تعيش قبل أن تقابلني بالطبع الكثير من الناس فعلوا

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حـقـا

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كنوز من عصور الغباء الحفريات استخرجت من مطعم بيتزا

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Pour mon prochain tour je n'ai rien dans les manches

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et rien dans la tête

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Si mon assistant veut bien m'apporter

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un vrai pichet de lait ordinaire

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Regardez Le lait a disparu

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Peut être exilé dans une autre dimension

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C'est pour ça qu'on t'appelle Bender le Magnifique

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Non c'est pas ça

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UN MORCEAU DU NEW YORK ANTIQUE DÉCOUVERT

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Ils ont découvert une pizzeria comme celle où je travaillais

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Intéressant Non inintéressant

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Allons voir comment je vivais avant de te connaître

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Tu vivais avant de me connaître Oui comme beaucoup

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Vraiment

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TRÉSORS DE L'ÂGE BÊTE

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Haltet die Luft an ihr Langsam Checker

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Ich checke jetzt diese Zeitsphäre mit einem kurzen Testflug ins Gestern

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Quatsch Sie können in der Vergangenheit nicht irgendwelchen Mist bauen

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ohne dadurch Paradoxone zu schaffen

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Das kann er leider doch

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Das ist ein Paradoxon korrigierender Zeitcode

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Alles funktioniert bestens

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Außer wenn man das Universum sprengt

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Tun Sie's nicht ich bitte Sie

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Einmal Gestern bitte Aber ein bisschen zackig

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Hallo Hallo

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Spinn ich jetzt oder was

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Erst war es einer aber jetzt sind es zwei

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Deinem Adlerauge entgeht aber auch gar nichts

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Ich bin nach gestern Nacht zurückgereist

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und habE mein damaliges Ich auf einen Drink getroffen

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Das eine führte zum anderen und schließlich landeten wir bei mir zu Hause

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Oder sollte ich sagen bei uns zu Hause

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次の手品です

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いいですか袖は空っぽです

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頭の中も空っぽです

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麗しの助手が持っているのは

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タネも仕掛けもない普通の牛乳です

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なんと牛乳が消えた

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たぶん異次元に流出したのです

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すごいだから偉大なベンダーか

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違うよ

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旧ニューヨークの一部を発見

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見つかったのは 20世紀のピザ店

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元の職場かな

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面白い

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いや逆だつまらない

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出会う前の僕の人生が分かるよ

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昔から生きてた

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ああ大抵はそうさ

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本当に

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Ahem Verifiquen que no tengo nada debajo de mis mangas

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y nada en mi cabeza

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entonces si mi asistente me pasa una ordinaria no modificada jarra de leche

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Contemplen la leche ha desaparecido Exilio capaz a otra dimensión

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Sorprendente Por eso me llaman Bender El Magnifico

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Arqueólogos descubren Pedazo de Nueva York

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Whoa Descubrieron una pizzería del Siglo XX intacta

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Es como una en la que solía trabajar

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Interesante No espera la otra cosa Tedioso

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Vamos a ver Podes ver como vivía antes de conocerte

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Viviste antes de mi

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Claro Muchas personas lo hicieron

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En serio

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AHEM FOR MY NEXT TRICK

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NOTICE I HAVE NOTHING UP MY SLEEVES

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AND NOTHING IN MY HEAD

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SO IF MY LOVELY ASSISTANT WILL KINDLY SUPPLY ME

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WITH AN ORDINARY NON FAKE PITCHER OF MILK

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BEHOLD THE MILK HAS VANISHED

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EXILED PERHAPS TO ANOTHER DIMENSION

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AMAZING THAT'S WHY THEY CALL YOU BENDER THE MAGNIFICENT

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NO IT ISN'T

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WHOA THEY DISCOVERED AN INTACT 20th CENTURY PIZZERIA

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JUST LIKE THE ONE I USED TO WORK AT

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INTERESTING NO WAIT THE OTHER THING TEDIOUS

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LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT YOU CAN SEE HOW I LIVED BEFORE I MET YOU

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YOU LIVED BEFORE YOU MET ME

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SURE LOTS OF PEOPLE DID REALLY

Available in 7 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

50

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:32

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

2

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.