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Good news, everyone

Good news, everyone. I've invented a devicewhich allows you to operate equipmentfrom great...

Futurama • S02E20 • 1999

Good news, everyone. I've invented a devicewhich allows you to operate equipmentfrom great distances. I call it "the thing longer". Observe. And... here we go... There. Pretty long, eh? Yeah, it's really long but what did you justturn on with it? Oh, that's justthe what‐if machine I invented. You pose it a "what if" question and it generates a videosimulation of what would happen. Does it really work?Of course it works. It's just not very long. Ooh, ooh, I wantto axe it a question. As a robot living among humans I've never really feltaccepted at parties or nude beaches. So, I've alwayssecretly wondered... What if I was 500 feet tall? Let's watch, shall we?

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Good news everyone

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I've invented a device which allows you

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to operate equipment from great distances

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I call it the thing longer

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Observe

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And here we go

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There

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All gasping

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Pretty long eh

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Yeah it's really long

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but what did you just turn on with it

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Oh that's just the what if machine I invented

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You pose it a what if question

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and it generates a video simulation of what would happen

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Does it really work Of course it works

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It's just not very long

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Ooh ooh I want to axe it a question

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As a robot living among humans

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I've never really felt accepted at parties

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or nude beaches

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So I've always secretly wondered

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What if I was 500 feet tall

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Let's watch shall we

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لقد اخترعت جهاز يسمح لك

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بتشغيل المعدات من مسافات بعيدة

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أطلق عليه الشيء الأطول

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شاهدوا

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ها نحن ذا

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هنا

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طويل جدا أليس كذلك

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نعم إنه طويل حقا

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لكن ماهو الشيء الذي شغلته بها

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هذه مجرد آلة ماذا لو التي اخترعتها

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تطرح سؤال ماذا لو

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و ستولد لك محاكاة عن ما سيحدث

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هل هي تعمل حقا بالطبع هي تعمل

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لكنها ليست طويلة بما فيه الكفاية

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أنا أريد أن أطرح عليها سؤالا

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كروبوت يعيش بين البشر

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لم أشعر قط أنه مرحب بي في الحفلات

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أو شواطئ العراة

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لذا لطالما تساءلت سرا

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ماذا لو كان طولي 500 قدم

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دعونا نشاهد هل نبدأ

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J'ai de bonnes nouvelles

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Ma nouvelle invention permet de contrôler des appareils à distance

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Je l'ai appelée l'Extenseur de doigt

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Regardez

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Et voilà

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En plein dans le mille

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Il est long hein

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En effet Et ça c'est quoi

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C'est ma machine Et si

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Vous posez une question et si et elle simule ce qui se passerait

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Et ca marche Bien sûr

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Mais ce n'est pas très long

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J'ai une question

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En tant que robot je me sens rejeté des soirées et des plages nudistes

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Je me suis toujours demandé en secret

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Et si je faisais 150 mètres de haut

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On va regarder d'accord

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Gute Neuigkeiten

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Ich habe ein Gerät erfunden um Dinge aus großer Distanz zu bedienen

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Ich nenne es den Finger Verlängerer

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Schaut

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Und los geht's

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Und fertig

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Ziemlich lang nicht

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Ja er ist echt lang

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Aber was haben Sie da eingeschaltet

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Ach das ist nur meine Was wäre wenn Maschine

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Man stellt ihr eine Was wäre wenn Frage

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und sie erzeugt eine Videosimulation was geschehen würde

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Funktioniert sie echt Natürlich funktioniert sie

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Aber sie ist nicht sehr lang

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Ich möchte eine Frage stellen

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Als Roboter der unter Menschen lebt

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habe ich mich an Partys oder FKK Stränden nie akzeptiert gefühlt

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Ich habe mich immer gefragt was wäre wenn ich 150 Meter groß wäre

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Schauen wir es uns an

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良い知らせだ

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遠くから機械を動かす装置を発明した

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名付けてフィンガロンガー

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見たまえ

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こうしていくぞ

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届いた

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長いだろ

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長いねところでこれは何

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ただのもしもマシンさ

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もしもの質問に映像で答えてくれる

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ホント

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本当だとも

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長くはないがね

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質問したい

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歓迎されてない気がする

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パーティーやヌーディストビーチで

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心の中でずっと考えてた

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もしも俺が１５０メートルなら

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答えを見よう

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Mi nuevo invento permite manejar maquinaria a distancia

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Lo llamo el Alargador

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Observad

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Vamos allá

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Ya

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Qué largo eh

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Muy largo Pero qué has encendido con él

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Es mi Máquina Y si

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Le haces una pregunta que empiece por Y si y simula lo que ocurriría

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Funciona de verdad Claro

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Aunque no es muy larga

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Tengo una pregunta

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Como robot nunca me siento aceptado en fiestas ni en playas nudistas

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Así que siempre me he preguntado en secreto

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Y si midiese 150 metros

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Veamos

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

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I'VE INVENTED A DEVICE WHICH ALLOWS YOU

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TO OPERATE EQUIPMENT FROM GREAT DISTANCES

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I CALL IT THE THING LONGER

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OBSERVE

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AND HERE WE GO

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THERE

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All Gasping

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PRETTY LONG EH

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YEAH IT'S REALLY LONG

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BUT WHAT DID YOU JUST TURN ON WITH IT

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OH THAT'S JUST THE WHAT IF MACHINE I INVENTED

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YOU POSE IT A WHAT IF QUESTION

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AND IT GENERATES A VIDEO SIMULATION OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

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DOES IT REALLY WORK OF COURSE IT WORKS

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IT'S JUST NOT VERY LONG

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OOH OOH I WANT TO AXE IT A QUESTION

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AS A ROBOT LIVING AMONG HUMANS

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I'VE NEVER REALLY FELT ACCEPTED AT PARTIES

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OR NUDE BEACHES

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SO I'VE ALWAYS SECRETLY WONDERED

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WHAT IF I WAS 500 FEET TALL

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LET'S WATCH SHALL WE

Available in 7 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

29

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:33

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

20

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.