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HERMES: Yes, yes

Yes, yes. Now here'syour pension statement. It's empty because you haven't paidinto it,...

Futurama • S03E12 • 1999

HERMES:Yes, yes. Now here'syour pension statement. It's empty because you haven't paidinto it, you dummy. You kept track of it all these years. I'm boned. I haven't paid either.What'll I do when I retire? -I thought you were retired.-I don't see you planning for old age. I got plans. I'm gonna turnmy on/off switch to off. I'm gonna take action. It's timeto check my retirement fund. Damn! Still only 100 dollars

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HERMES Yes yes Now here's your pension statement

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It's empty because you haven't paid into it you dummy

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You kept track of it all these years

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I'm boned I haven't paid either What'll I do when I retire

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I thought you were retired I don't see you planning for old age

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I got plans I'm gonna turn my on off switch to off

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I'm gonna take action It's time to check my retirement fund

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Damn Still only 100 dollars

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هذا إذا كان بإمكاني تحمل نفقات مرة أو لدي سيارة

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تمر السنين العديد من الذكريات

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العديد من السوائل الغريبة تدفقت من أجسام المرضى

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نعم نعم الآن هذا بيان راتبك التقاعدي

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إنه فارغ لأنك لم تضع فيه أي مال أيها المغفل

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تابعت ه من أجلي ك ل هذه الس ن وات

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أنا معدم لم أدفع أنا أيضا ماذا سأفعل عندما أتقاعد

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إعتقدت بأن ك تقاعدت لم أرك تخطط لسن الشيخوخة

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لدي خططي سأحول زر التشغيل إلى إيقاف

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Il faut pouvoir payer la première Et la voiture

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Toutes ces années Tous ces souvenirs

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Toutes ces sécrétions étranges qui giclent des corps des patients

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Ouais c'est ça Voici votre retraite

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Il n'y a rien parce que vous n'avez pas cotisé imbécile

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Tu as suivi ça de près toutes ces années

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Zut J'ai pas cotisé non plus Je vais faire quoi à la retraite

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Je te croyais à la retraite T'as rien prévu non plus

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Si j'ai tout prévu Je me mettrai hors service

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Ein Casino in dem ich immer gewinne Das ist langweilig

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Ich muss wirklich in der Hölle sein

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Nein Mister Smith Sie sind nicht im Himmel oder der Hölle

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Sie sind auf einem Flugzeug

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Da zerstört ein Gremlin unser Flugzeug Sie müssen mir glauben

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Warum sollte ich Ihnen glauben Sie sind Hitler

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Nein Eva Braun Hilfe

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Ich sah es kommen

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Ich habe gerade etwas Cooles gesehen

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Ein großer schwebender Ball der in allen Regenbogenfarben leuchtete

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車を買えるお金があればな

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振り返ると思い出があふれてくる

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患者の体からもヘンな液があふれてた

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年金支給額の明細だ

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年金支給額

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払ってなかったなカメムシ野郎

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ずっと見守ってくれてたのか

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しまった

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僕も払ってない退職後が大変だ

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退職済みだろ

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Cupones Puedo cambiar el aceite dos veces por el precio de una

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Ay si pudiera pagar uno Y el coche

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Ah los años Tantos recuerdos

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tantos fluidos extraños brotando de los pacientes

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Sí sí Ten el extracto de tu pensión

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Está vacío porque no has pagado nada bobo

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Has llevado la cuenta todos estos años

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Yo tampoco he pagado Qué haré cuando me jubile

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No lo estás ya No veo que tengas planes

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NOW IF I COULD ONLY AFFORD THE ONE

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AND THE CAR AH THE YEARS

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SO MANY MEMORIES

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SO MANY STRANGE FLUIDS GUSHING OUT OF PATIENTS' BODIES

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YES YES NOW HERE'S YOUR PENSION STATEMENT

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IT'S EMPTY BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T PAID INTO IT YOU DUMB STINKBUG

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Sobs YOU KEPT TRACK OF IT ALL THESE YEARS

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Hermes Grunts OH NO I'M BONED

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I HAVEN'T PAID INTO THE PENSION EITHER

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WHAT'LL I DO WHEN I RETIRE I THOUGHT YOU WERE RETIRED

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HEY I DON'T SEE YOU PLANNING FOR YOUR OLD AGE

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Duration

30 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:16

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

12

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.