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Hey, look what I won from a tourist's pocket

Hey, look what I wonfrom a tourist's pocket. Shut up. You're distracting me. Come on, it's...

Futurama • S01E02 • 1999

Hey, look what I wonfrom a tourist's pocket. Shut up. You're distracting me. Come on, it's justlike making love. You know, left, down,rotate 62 degrees engage rotor. I know how to make love. Here, let me do it. Lousy arm must be rigged. That's her, officers. That's the woman who programmed me for evil

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Hey look what I won from a tourist's pocket

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Shut up

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You're distracting me

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Come on it's just like making love

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You know left down rotate 62 degrees

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engage rotor

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I know how to make love

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Groans

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Here let me do it

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Grunting

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Lousy arm must be rigged

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That's her officers

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That's the woman

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who programmed me for evil

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انظري ماذا ربحت من جيب سائح اسكت إنك تشت تني

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بربك هذا يشبه مطارحة الغرام

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تعرفين يسار أسفل استدارة بمقدار 62 درجة ثم الدوران

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أجيد مطارحة الغرام

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انتظري دعيني أفعل ذلك

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ذراع ضعيفة لا بد أنها صناعية

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هذه هي أيها الضابطان تلك هي المرأة التي برمجتني للشر

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Ca vient de la poche d'un touriste Tu me déconcentres

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C'est comme faire l'amour

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Tu sais gauche bas rotation 62 degrés engagement rotor

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Je sais comment faire l'amour

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Laisse moi faire

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Saleté de bras il doit être truqué

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C'est elle C'est elle qui m'a programmé pour faire le mal

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Seufzt

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Ich hab's aus 'ner Touristentasche Du lenkst mich ab

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Komm schon das ist wie Liebe machen

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Erst links rüber um 62 Grad drehen und den Rotor einschalten

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Ich weiß wie man Liebe macht

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Oh

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Lass mich das machen

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Oh ah

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Verdammter Arm Er ist verkrampft

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Sie ist schuld Sie programmierte mich zu einem bösen Roboter

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観光客から勝ち取った

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うるさい邪魔しないで

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こんなのセックスと同じさ

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左下 62度回転ローターを起動

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セックスくらい知ってる

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俺に任せろ

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俺の腕にも悪い仕掛けが

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警備隊

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彼女のせいだぞ俺に悪事をプログラムした

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Эй смотри что я выиграл из кармана туриста Заткнись Ты меня отвлекаешь

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Да ладно тебе Это же все равно как заниматься любовью

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Ну знаешь Налево Вниз Повернуть на 62 градуса Включить ротор

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Я умею заниматься любовью

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Ладно Давай я

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Ууу эээ

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Проклятая рука Должно быть заело

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Это она офицеры Вот женщина которая запрограммировала меня на недобрые поступки

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Mira lo que le quité a un turista del bolsillo

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Cállate Me distraes

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Por favor Es como hacer el amor

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Ya sabes arriba abajo giras 62 grados y activas el rotor

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Ya sé cómo hacer el amor

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Déjame a mí

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Qué brazo desastroso Hay que ajustarlo

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Patrulla Lunar

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Es ella oficiales Ella me programó para hacer maldades

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HEY LOOK WHAT I WON FROM A TOURIST'S POCKET

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SHUT UP

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YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME

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COME ON IT'S JUST LIKE MAKING LOVE

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YOU KNOW LEFT DOWN ROTATE 62 DEGREES

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ENGAGE ROTOR

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I KNOW HOW TO MAKE LOVE

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Groans

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HERE LET ME DO IT

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Grunting

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LOUSY ARM MUST BE RIGGED

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THAT'S HER OFFICERS

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THAT'S THE WOMAN

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WHO PROGRAMMED ME FOR EVIL

Available in 8 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:46

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.