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Hey, nice seats

Hey, nice seats. We're close enough that when you knock a player downwith a beer bottle,he...

Futurama • S01E05 • 1999

Hey, nice seats. We're close enough that when you knock a player downwith a beer bottle,he stays down. I don't get this. Is blernsball exactlythe same as baseball? Baseball?God forbid. Face it, fry.Baseball was as boringas mom and apple pie. That's why they jazzed it up. Boring? Baseball wasn't... Hmm, so theyfinally jazzed it up

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Bender Hey nice seats

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We're close enough that when you

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knock a player down with a beer bottle he stays down

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I don't get this

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Is blernsball exactly the same as baseball

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Baseball God forbid

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Face it fry Baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie

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That's why they jazzed it up

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Boring Baseball wasn't

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Hmm so they finally jazzed it up

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انظروا مقاعد جيدة

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إننا قريبون إلى درجة أنك عندما ت سقط لاعبا بقنينة يظل ساقطا

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a6 لست أفهم هل لعبة كرة بليرن هي نفسها كرة القاعدة

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a6 كرة القاعدة لا قد ر الله

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a6 واجه الحقيقة يا فراي كرة القاعدة كانت مضجرة كالتراث الأمريكي

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a6 لذلك زادوها تشويقا مضجرة لم تكن كرة القاعدة

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أخيرا زادوها تشويقا

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On est bien placés D'ici

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quand on lance une bouteille sur un joueur on l'assomme

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J'y comprends rien Le blernsball c'est comme le baseball

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Le baseball Dieu nous en préserve

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Le baseball était aussi ennuyeux que le tricot ou la tapisserie

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Maintenant c'est plus vivant Ennuyeux Ce n'était pas

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Ils l'ont rendu vivant

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BLERNSBALL HEUTE

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Wir haben gute PIätze Von hier aus

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können wir einen SpieIer gut mit 'ner BierfIasche treffen

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Ich verstehe das nicht Ist BIernsbaII dasseIbe wie BasebaII

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BasebaII Gott behüte

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Gib's zu Fry BasebaII war so IangweiIig wie Mom und ApfeIkuchen

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Darum wurde es abgeschafft LangweiIig BasebaII war nicht

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Dann wurde es aIso abgeschafft

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Bangku yang bagus Kita duduk cukup dekat

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sehingga pemain yang kita pukul dengan botol bir takkan bangun lagi

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Aku tak mengerti Apa blernbol sama dengan bisbol

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Bisbol Jangan sampai

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Sadarlah Fry Bisbol membosankan sama seperti Ibu dan pai apel

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Makanya mereka buat lebih menarik Membosankan Bisbol tidak

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Akhirnya mereka buat lebih menarik

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ブラーンズボール

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いい席だなグラウンドに近い

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ビール瓶で選手を殴れる

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ブラーンズボールは野球と同じ

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野球とんでもない

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冗談でしょ

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退屈だった野球を面白くしたゲームよ

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退屈野球は

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面白くなったの

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Эй классные места Мы так близко сидим

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что если сбиваешь игрока пивной бутылкой он не встает

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Я что то не пойму Блернсбол это то же что и бейсбол

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Бейсбол Боже упаси

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Смирись Фрай Бейсбол был скучный как пантомима и яблочный пирог

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Поэтому его и сделали чуть подинамичнее Скучный Бейсбол не был

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Хм м значит его все таки сделали подинамичнее

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Hoy Blérnsbol Yanquis contra Pieles Verdes

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Qué buenos asientos Estamos cerca

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de donde derribas a un jugador con una botella de cerveza

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No entiendo El blérnsbol es igual al béisbol

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Béisbol Dios nos libre

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El béisbol era sumamente aburrido por eso lo mejoraron

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Aburrido El béisbol no era

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Así que por fin lo mejoraron

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Bender HEY NICE SEATS

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WE'RE CLOSE ENOUGH THAT WHEN YOU

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KNOCK A PLAYER DOWN WITH A BEER BOTTLE HE STAYS DOWN

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I DON'T GET THIS

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IS BLERNSBALL EXACTLY THE SAME AS BASEBALL

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BASEBALL GOD FORBID

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FACE IT FRY BASEBALL WAS AS BORING AS MOM AND APPLE PIE

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THAT'S WHY THEY JAZZED IT UP

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BORING BASEBALL WASN'T

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HMM SO THEY FINALLY JAZZED IT UP

Available in 9 languages

Duration

25 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:50

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.