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Hey, uh, where's my suitcase?

Hey, uh, where's my suitcase? Oh! As mayor of new New York it's my pleasure to...

Futurama • S02E01 • 1999

Hey, uh, where's my suitcase? Oh! As mayor of new New York it's my pleasure to introducethe honorary captain for the Titanic's maiden voyage. A man who single‐handedlydefeated the retiree people of the assisted‐living nebula‐‐ zapp brannigan! Oh, god, not zapp brannigan. You know zapp brannigan? Let's just saywe've crossed paths. Was that before or afteryou slept with him? She's a beautifulship, all right. Shapely, seductive. I'm going to fly her brains out. And now, without further ado I christen this ship Titanic. Uh‐huh. Oof!

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Hey uh where's my suitcase

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Oh

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As mayor of new New York

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it's my pleasure to introduce the honorary captain

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for the Titanic's maiden voyage

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A man who single handedly defeated the retiree people

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of the assisted living nebula

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zapp brannigan

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Applause and cheers

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Oh god

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not zapp brannigan

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You know zapp brannigan

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Let's just say we've crossed paths

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Was that before or after you slept with him

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She's a beautiful ship all right

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Shapely seductive

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I'm going to fly her brains out

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And now without further ado

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I christen this ship Titanic

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Uh huh

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Oof

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Applause and cheers

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مهلا أين حقيبتي

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a6 بصفتي عمدة نيويورك الجديدة يشرفني تقديم الرب ان الفخري لباكورة رحلات تيتانيك

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a6 الرجل الذي قهر وحده متقاعدي سديم المسنين

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زاب برانيغن

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رباه ليس زاب برانيغن

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a6 أتعرفين زاب برانيغن لنقل إننا تصادفنا

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أكان هذا قبل أم بعد أن عاشرته

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إنها سفينة جميلة حقا رشيقة فاتنة سأحل ق بها في عنان الفضاء

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a6 والآن بدون المزيد من المقدمات أسمي هذه السفينة تيتانيك

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ليوناردو ديكابريو

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Où est passée ma valise

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En tant que maire de New New York je vous présente

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Ie capitaine du Titanic pour son premier voyage

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L'homme qui a vaincu seul Les Hordes de Retraités

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du Système Grabatorisse Zapp Brannigan

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Pitié pas Zapp Brannigan

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Vous le connaissez Nos chemins se sont déjà croisés

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Avant ou après avoir couché avec lui

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Superbe nef en vérité Assez séduisante

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Elle va connaître le septième ciel

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Maintenant trêve de bavardage

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je baptise ce vaisseau Titanic

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Ich streichle ihn Ich streichle ihn mit beiden Händen

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Mein Hintern Lass los Lass los

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Alles in Ordnung Wir sehen uns vor Gericht

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Nicht du

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Der arme Kleine hat sich einen Zahn abgebrochen

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Mein Hintern tut weh Den küsst hier niemand

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Ich komm ja schon

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TIERKLINIK Virusbehandlung für Virtual Haustiere

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Rover bekommt die Tablette und Pepper das Zäpfchen Der Nächste bitte

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Autsch

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Ein abgebrochener Zahn Nichts Schlimmes

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Was Sie müssen ihn einschläfern

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Nein Wie Was

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Eine Schande Soll ich es tun

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僕のスーツケースは

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新ニューヨーク市長よりご紹介します

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タイタニック処女飛行の名誉船長は

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ケア付き星雲の高齢者をたった独りで一掃した男

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ザップブラニガン

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よりによってザップブラニガンだ

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知ってるの

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偶然交わったことが

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ヤッたあとの話

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グラマラスな船だそそられる

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極限までイカせよう

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あいさつはここまでだ

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この船を命名するタイタニックだ

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レオナルドディカプリオ

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Эй а где мой чемодан

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Как мэр Нового Нью Йорка имею удовольствие представить вам

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почетного капитана первого рейса Титаника

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который собственноручно сокрушил войска воинственных Пенсионеров

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из туманности Искусственная Почка 25 звездочного генерала Заппа Браннигана

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Боже только не Запп Бранниган

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Ты знакома с Заппом Бранниганом Скажем так наши пути пересекались

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Это было до или после того как ты с ним переспала

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Да это прекрасная посудина У нее приятные формы Она соблазнительна

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Я буду управлять ею до потери ее сознания

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И теперь безо всяких адью

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я нарекаю этот корабль Титаником

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Ди Каприо Ой

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Oigan dónde está mi maleta

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Como alcalde de Nueva Nueva York

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tengo el placer de presentar al capitán honorario

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para el viaje inaugural del Titanic

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Es un hombre que derrotó sin ayuda de nadie

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a los Pensionados de la Nebulosa de Ancianos

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Zapp Brannigan

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Ay Dios Zapp Brannigan no

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Conoces a Zapp Brannigan

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Digamos que nuestros caminos se cruzaron

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Eso fue antes o después de acostarte con él

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Sí que es una nave hermosa

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Bien formada seductora La pilotearé hasta dejarla exhausta

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Ahora sin más preámbulos

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bautizo a esta nave con el nombre de Titanic

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HEY UH WHERE'S MY SUITCASE

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OH

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AS MAYOR OF NEW NEW YORK

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IT'S MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE THE HONORARY CAPTAIN

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FOR THE TITANIC'S MAIDEN VOYAGE

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A MAN WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY DEFEATED THE RETIREE PEOPLE

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OF THE ASSISTED LIVING NEBULA

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ZAPP BRANNIGAN

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Applause And Cheers

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OH GOD

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NOT ZAPP BRANNIGAN

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YOU KNOW ZAPP BRANNIGAN

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LET'S JUST SAY WE'VE CROSSED PATHS

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WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER YOU SLEPT WITH HIM

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SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL SHIP ALL RIGHT

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SHAPELY SEDUCTIVE

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I'M GOING TO FLY HER BRAINS OUT

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AND NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO

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I CHRISTEN THIS SHIP TITANIC

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UH HUH

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OOF

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Applause And Cheers

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Duration

55 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:01:36

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

1

Genres

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Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.